Limerick

While herding a large flock of sheep
Farmer Tom collapsed in a sleep
His snores were so loud
He did the pigs proud
But the sheep said "where's that lass, Bo-Peep?

Bo-Peep was away on an outing

While herding a large flock of sheep
Farmer Tom collapsed in a sleep
His snores were so loud
He did the pigs proud

While herding a large flock of sheep
Farmer Tom collapsed in a sleep
His snores were so loud

While herding a large flock of sheep
Farmer Tom collapsed in a sleep

There once was a chicken called Dolly
Who got amorous with a cockerel called Ollie
After laying her eggs
She went off with her friend Megs
An odd eyed black and white border collie

While herding a large flock of sheep

There once was a chicken called Dolly
Who got amorous with a cockerel called Ollie
After laying her eggs
She went off with her friend Megs

There once was a chicken called Dolly
Who got amorous with a cockerel called Ollie
After laying her eggs

There once was a chicken called Dolly
Who got amorous with a cockerel called Ollie

There was a young lady called Blanche
Who lived out in Montana on a ranch
Her trusty steed called Dobbin
And handsome beau called Robin
Who wooed her from his perch upon a branch

There once was a chicken called Dolly

There was a young lady called Blanche
Who lived out in Montana on a ranch
Her trusty steed called Dobbin
And handsome beau called Robin

There was a young lady called Blanche
Who lived out in Montana on a ranch
Her trusty steed called Dobbin

Her trusty steed called Dobbin

There was a young lady called Blanche
Who lived out in Montana on a ranch

Jack and Jill went up the hill
At the top they had a thrill,
They screamed with delight,
In the middle of the night.
'Cos Jack had taken his Viagra pill!

Oh oh

Jack and Jill went up the hill
And at the top they had a thrill
They screamed with delight
It was the middle of the night

Jack and Jill went up the hill
And at the top they had a thrill
They screamed with delight
And carried on throughout the night

Jack and Jill went up the hill
And at the top they had a thrill
They screamed with delight

Jack and Jill went up the hill
and at the top they had a thrill

Jack and jill went up the hill

Marydoll

A handsome man from Dundee
Went up an alley to wee
But his Willy got stuck
He was out of his luck ?
And didnt drink anymore tea

A handsome man from Dundee
Went up an alley to wee
But his Willy got stuck
He was out of his luck ?

A handsome young man from Dundee
Went up alley to wee
The alley was dark

A handsome man from Dundee
Went up an alley to wee
But his Willy got stuck

A handsome man from Dundee
Went up an alley to wee