Limerick

A old man from the city of Cork
Tried eating his soup with a fork
He made such a mess

A old man from the city of Cork
Tried eating his soup with a fork

A knight needs to polish his breastplate
In order to find a soulmate

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I'm off to have my lunch!

I only buy blouses with sleeves
To protect my elbows from thieves.
They don't want them I know
And they are only for show
But I tuck the ends into my greaves

A knight needs to polish his breastplate

A old man from the city of Cork

I only buy blouses with sleeves
To protect my elbows from thieves.
They don't want them I know
And they are only for show
So just forget about them please.

I only buy blouses with sleeves
To protect my elbows from thieves.
They don't want them I know
And they are only for show

I only buy blouses with sleeves
To protect my elbows from thieves
When the lags are about

I only buy blouses with sleeves
To protect my elbows from thieves.
They don't want them I know

I only buy blouses with sleeves
To protect my elbows from thieves

There was an old man with a cold
A revolting sight to behold
My heart really grieves
At the sight of his sleeves
That were covered in snot, I am told.

I only buy blouses with sleeves

There was an old man with a cold
A revolting sight to behold
My heart really grieves
At the sight of his sleeves

There was an old man with a cold
A revolting sight to behold

There was an old man with a cold

This is so funny
A Limerick has five lines, the first, second and last must rhyme.

Tam came from John o groats
Exceptionally proud of his kilt
But when the wind was swirling strong
Causing an embarrassing flurry
Which made him run off in a hurry.

Sorry best ending I could think of

Tam came from John o groats
Exceptionally proud of his kilt
But when the wind was swirling strong
Causing an embarrassing flurry

Yes, downtoearth, and this is the limerick thread so your first line really needs to go Di Di Di, Di Di Di, Da Dit

Tam came from John o groats
Exceptionally proud of his kilt
But when the wind was swirling strong

Is it trishers turn

Oh brilliant Come on downtoearth first line?

Tam came from John o groats
Exceptionally proud of his kilt

The weather today will be sunny
Enough for a picnic with honey
But watch out for bears
Playing musical chairs
And thinking it exceedingly funny

I once used to run for the bus
But now I can't do with the fuss
My knees give me gip
There's a pain in my hip
And the elastic has gone on my truss.

Finish the other one then it is your turn to start one trisher

The weather today will be sunny
Enough for a picnic with honey
But watch out for bears
Playing musical chairs