Limerick

I once used to run for the bus
But now I can't do with the fuss
My knees give me gip
There's a pain in my hip

The weather today will be sunny
Enough for a picnic with honey
But watch out for bears

I once used to run for the bus
But now I can't do with the fuss
My knees give me gip

The weather today will be sunny
Enough for a picnic with honey

I'll do yours if you do mine! Crossed posts!
I once used to run for the bus
But now I can't do with the fuss

I once used to run for the bus

I really love sardines on toast
And I really don't want to boast
When wearing my slippers
rejecting some kippers
I'd prefer to eat my Sunday roast

The weather today will be sunny

I really love sardines on toast
And I really don't want to boast
When wearing my slippers
rejecting some kippers
I make sure that I eat the most

I really love sardines on toast
And I really don't want to boast
When wearing my slippers
rejecting some kippers

I really love sardines on toast
They are better than beef in a roast

I really love sardines on toast
And I really don't want to boast

I really love sardines on toast

There once was a very old donkey
Whose legs were decidedly wonky
He staggered around
Two feet off the ground
And that's why they called him Old Plonky

There once was a very old donkey
Whose legs were decidedly wonky
He staggered around
Two feet off the ground

There once was a very old donkey
Whose legs were decidedly wonky
He staggered around

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(Snap Bella!!)

There once was a very old donkey
Whose legs were decidedly wonky

There once was a very old donkey
Whose hind legs were ever so wonky

There once was a very old donkey

was a lady called Lil
Who married a sailor called Bill
When he went off to sea
She went on a spree
With three cups of tea
And a cream cake that made her feel ill

There once was a lady called Lil
Who married a sailor called Bill
When he went off to sea
She went on a spree

There once was a lady called Lil
Who married a sailor called Bill
When he went off to sea