Limerick

The storm was blowing a hoolie
While the boy scouts all sang 'Ging gang goolie.'
The scout leader was shocked
He cried, 'Ooooh, I've been mocked!'

The storm was blowing a hoolie
While the boy scouts all sang 'Ging gang goolie.'
The scout leader was shocked

The storm was blowing a hoolie
While the boy scouts all sang 'Ging gang goolie.'

The storm was blowing a hoolie

There was a pole dancer named Sue,
Who desperately needed the loo
But crossing her legs
Keeping hold of her kegs
She wished she could just jump the queue!

There was a pole dancer named Sue,
Who desperately needed the loo
But crossing her legs
Keeping hold of her kegs

Wrong post!!!

Good night Annie?

There was a pole dancer named Sue,
Who desperately needed the loo
But crossing her legs
Keeping hold of her kegs

There was a pole dancer named Sue,
Who desperately needed the loo
But crossing her legs

Another time warp. Sorry

There was a pole dancer named Sue
Who stood in the Tescos queue

There was a pole dancer named Sue,
Who desperately needed the loo

Use Merlot’s mine was stuck in a time warp!

???

There was an old woman who sneezed

There was an old man in distress
Who polished his car in a dress,
His wife said ‘that’s strange’
People will think you're deranged
So he stripped and wore even less!

There was a pole dancer named Sue

Merlot, you have to star off next one. ?

There was an old man in a distress
Who polished his car in a dress,
His wife said ‘that’s strange’
People will think you're deranged
And you're making a hell of a mess.

There was an old man in a distress
Who polished his car in a dress,
His wife said ‘that’s strange’
People will think you're deranged

There was an old man in a dress
Who polished his car in a dress,
His wife said ‘that’s strange’

There was an old man in distress
Who polished his car in a dress

There was an old man in distress