Limerick

The cats run off with budgie
Whos picture looked rather smudgie
He was tweeting out loud
To a listening crowd and.....
Spent the night in the cludgie. (Scottish word for an outside toilet)

The cats run off with budgie
Whos picture looked rather smudgie
He was tweeting out loud
To a listening crowd and.....

The cat’s run off with the budgie

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Sorry, keep fogetting to copy abd paste ? Must try harder! ??

On Sundays they go out for lunch
Washed down with gallons of punch
Then they all stagger home
With a few broken bones
All making a horrible crunch.

All making a horrible crunch.

On Sundays they go out for lunch
Washed down with gallons of punch
Then they all stagger home
With a few broken bones

Sorry, internet is deathly slow tonight!

On Sundays they go out for lunch
Washed down with gallons of punch
Then they all stagger home

On Fridays they have fish and chips
Proper fish, caught by men out in ships
It's battered and fried
And I'm quite mystified

On Sundays they go out for lunch
Washed down with gallons of punch

On Sundays they go out for lunch

On Fridays they have fish and chips
Proper fish, caught by men out in ships
It's battered and fried
Salt and vinegar applied
Or lemon if you want to eat pips

On Fridays they have fish and chips
Proper fish, caught by men out in ships
It's battered and fried
Salt and vinegar applied

On Fridays they have fish and chips
Proper fish, caught by men out in ships
It's battered and fried

On Fridays they have fish and chips
Proper fish, caught by men out in ships

On Fridays they have fish and chips

Your turn to write a first line, Squiffy

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There once was a Gran with lumbago
Who made a great pot full of sago
She ate such a lot
She was losing the plot
And became increasingly vague-o!

And became increasingly vague-o!

There once was a Gran with lumbago
Who made a great pot full of sago
She ate such a lot
She was losing the plot

There once was a Gran with lumbago
Who made a great pot full of sago
She ate such a lot

There once was a Gran with lumbago,
Who made a great pot full of sago