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Jangran99 Mon 30-Apr-18 18:46:12

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We seem to enjoy writing rhyme

FarNorth Mon 02-Jul-18 01:03:54

Our butler, now , he’s pretty good
But I can't say the same for his mood ?
He's dour and crabbit
Which makes me feel wabbit

Jangran99 Sun 01-Jul-18 22:54:47

Our butler, now , he’s pretty good
But I can't say the same for his mood ?
He's dour and crabbit

Marydoll Sun 01-Jul-18 22:28:50

Our butler, now , he’s pretty good
But I can't say the same for his mood ?

Bellanonna Sun 01-Jul-18 20:57:02

Our old gardener should really retire
His old methods you will need to aspire
He still uses a scythe
Hence he remains so lithe
But his workmanship’s really quite dire

Our butler, now , he’s pretty good

Panache Sun 01-Jul-18 14:36:45

Our old gardener should really retire
His old methods you will need to aspire
He still uses a scythe
Hence he remains so lithe

henetha Sun 01-Jul-18 13:54:05

Our old gardener should really retire
His old methods you will need to aspire
He still uses a scythe

Panache Sun 01-Jul-18 07:19:40

Our old gardener should really retire
His old methods you will need to aspire

Jangran99 Sun 01-Jul-18 00:15:20

A welcome breeze, just a shower please
Come on clouds don't be a tease!!
Our grass is now brown
I've a permanent frown
Though from watering I can take my ease

Our old gardener should really retire

Marydoll Sat 30-Jun-18 19:35:31

A welcome breeze, just a shower please
Come on clouds don't be a tease!!
Our grass is now brown
I've a permanent frown

Panache Sat 30-Jun-18 19:34:04

A welcome breeze,just a shower please
Come on clouds don't be a tease!!
Our grass is now brown

travelsafar Sat 30-Jun-18 18:27:15

A welcome breeze,just a shower please
Come on clouds don't be a tease!!

Panache Sat 30-Jun-18 17:51:41

A drought, I ask why after such lots of rain
This always happens, again and again.
Such a shame I do declare,
Water officials being unfair
Perhaps they just have water on their brain?

A welcome breeze,just a shower please

henetha Sat 30-Jun-18 11:56:42

A drought, I ask why after such lots of rain
This always happens, again and again.
Such a shame I do declare,
Water officials being unfair

Panache Sat 30-Jun-18 10:31:38

A drought, I ask why after such lots of rain
This always happens, again and again.
Such a shame I do declare

travelsafar Sat 30-Jun-18 08:10:05

A drought, I ask why after such lots of rain
This always happens, again and again.

Panache Fri 29-Jun-18 11:16:30

Where has Mr Sunshine gone today ??
He's down here in Devon and ready to play
Whilst scorching here in Wales
Temperature off the scales
Watch out folks,Mr Drought is on its way!

A drought, I ask why after such lots of rain

henetha Fri 29-Jun-18 10:17:52

Where has Mr Sunshine gone today ??
He's down here in Devon and ready to play
Whilst scorching here in Wales
Temperature off the scales

Panache Thu 28-Jun-18 10:51:54

Where has Mr Sunshine gone today ??
He's down here in Devon and ready to play
Whilst scorching here in Wales

henetha Thu 28-Jun-18 10:27:33

Where has Mr Sunshine gone today ??
He's down here in Devon and ready to play

travelsafar Thu 28-Jun-18 08:24:28

So sad for the blaze on Saddleworth Moor
What we need is the heavens to open and pour!!!
To drench one and all
For this blaze to be stalled
The smoke will certainly make our eyes sore.

Where has Mr Sunshine gone today ??

Panache Thu 28-Jun-18 07:54:21

So sad for the blaze on Saddleworth Moor
what we need is the heavens to open and pour!!!
To drench one and all
For this blaze to stall

FarNorth Thu 28-Jun-18 01:04:54

So sad for the blaze on Saddleworth Moor
what we need is the heavens to open and pour!!!
To drench one and all

travelsafar Wed 27-Jun-18 18:54:37

So sad for the blaze on Saddleworth Moor
what we need is the heavens to open and pour!!!

Panache Wed 27-Jun-18 17:19:24

On a very hot and sticky Sports day
I wish I was cruising the coast of Norway
with an adonis alongside
And me as his bride
An ending that is befitting of any play?

So sad for the blaze on Saddleworth Moor

henetha Wed 27-Jun-18 12:16:29

On a very hot and sticky Sports day
I wish I was cruising the coast of Norway
with an adonis alongside
And me as his bride

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