LIMERICKS 4

I once saw a purple baboon
He was eating jam with a spoon
I think that you are kidding me
I'm not, look, there he is in that tree!!!!
With streamers and a big red balloon.

Twenty girls from Ireland were going to a dance

I once saw a purple baboon
He was eating jam with a spoon
I think that you are kidding me
I'm not, look, there he is in that tree!!!!

I once saw a purple baboon
He was eating jam with a spoon
I think that you are kidding me

I once saw a purple baboon
He was eating jam with a spoon

Today feels like our normal weather
Rain and wind, flattening heather
Think I’ll just stay in my nightie
Looking sexy and flighty
And not head out, hell for leather.

I once saw a purple baboon

Today feels like our normal weather
Rain and wind, flattening heather
Think I’ll just stay in my nightie
Under my duvet warm and mighty

Today feels like our normal weather
Rain and wind, flattening heather
Think I’ll just stay in my nightie
Looking sexy and flighty

Today feels like our normal weather
Rain and wind, flattening heather
Think I’ll just stay in my nightie

Today feels like our normal weather,
Rain and wind, flattening the heather

Chris Evans’ twins are called Ping and Pong
I do hope not, it is just so wrong
I’d like Edith and Eric
Or even Marmalade and Derick
I think maybe Sing and Song!!!!!

Today feels like our normal weather

Chris Evans’ twins are called Ping and Pong
I o hope not, it is just so wrong
I’d like Edith and Eric
Or even Marmalade and Derick

Chris Evans’ twins are called Ping and Pong
I do hope not, it is just so wrong
I'd like Edith and Eric

Chris Evans’ twins are called Ping and Pong
I do hope not, it is just so wrong

There was an old man from Bulgaria
On safari contracted malaria
Confined to his bed
With bad pains in his head
He said "I'm not coming back to this area"

Chris Evans twins are called Ping and Pong

There was an old man from Bulgaria
On safari contracted malaria
Confined to his bed
With bad pains in his head

There was an old man from Bulgaria
On safari contracted malaria
Confined to his bed

There was an old man from Bulgaria
On safari contracted malaria

There’s a storm brewing, just off shore
Batten down the hatches and bolt the door
trees will be flattened and possibly cars
All safe here, thank our lucky stars,
Can I come out yet, from hiding under the floor?

There was an old man from Bulgaria

There’s a storm brewing, just off shore
Batten down the hatches and bolt the door
trees will be flattened and possibly cars
All safe here, thank our lucky stars

There’s a storm brewing, just of shore
Batten down the hatches and bolt the door
Trees will be flattened and possibly cars

There’s a storm brewing, just of shore
Batten down the hatches and bolt the door

I'm off to the tip with some rubbish today
No fly tipping for you I am glad to say!
Hoping the Council will soon recycle
This is so vital for planet survival!
So let's sort our rubbish, come what may.

There's a storm brewing just off shore

I'm off to the tip with some rubbish today
No fly tipping for you I am glad to say!
Hoping the Council will soon recycle
This is so vital for planet survival!

I'm off to the tip with some rubbish today
No fly tipping for you I am glad to say!
Hoping the Council will soon recycle

I'm off to the tip with some rubbish today
No fly tipping for you I am glad to say!