LIMERICKS 4

There once was a teacher in school
Whom devised this one golden rule
To stand on one's head
First you get out of bed!!!
Then kick your legs up a wall

I found a key upon a path

There once was a teacher in school
Whom devised this one golden rule
To stand on one's head
First you get out of bed!!!

There once was a teacher in school
Whom devised this one golden rule
To stand on one's head

There once was a teacher in school
Whom devised this one golden rule

A young man from Korea named Kim
Needs to spend more time in the gym
Trump is the very able man
Looks like Kim is a fan
And both seem to act on a whim.

There once was a teacher in school

A young man from Korea named Kim
Needs to spend more time in the gym
Trump is the very able man
Looks like Kim is a fan

A young man from Korea named Kim
Needs to spend more time in the gym
Trump is the very able man

A young man from Korea named Kim
Needs to spend more time in the gym

Here comes the rain again!
And I declare it is a real pain
Spoiling planned days out to the coast
Stopping halfway to have tea and toast
'Sorry, no beach, kids' we have to explain

A young man from Korea named Kim

Here comes the rain again!
And I declare it is a real pain
Spoiling planned days out to the coast
Stopping halfway to have tea and toast

Here comes the rain again!
And I declare it is a real pain
Spoiling planned days out to the coast

Here comes the rain again!
And I declare it is a real pain

This flirty young miss from Dublin city
Thought it would be such a pity
To not play the field
Which may well yield
a rhyme such as this little ditty, !!!!

Here comes the rain again!

This flirty young miss from Dublin city
Thought it would be such a pity
To not play the field
Which may well yield

This flirty young miss from Dublin city
Thought it would be such a pity
To not play the field

This flirty young miss from Dublin city
Thought it would be such a pity

A lady thought she looked like Greta Garbo(ldisham)
Her opinion of herself were surely not low
When she looked in the mirror
She thought she could hear a
Voice saying its time now to tweak your brow

This flirty young miss from Dublin city

A lady thought she looked like Greta Garboldisham
Her opinion of herself were surely not low
When she looked in the mirror
She thought she could hear a

Oops sorry don't know how Garboldisham got there! Should say Garbo.

A lady thought she looked like Greta Garboldisham
Her opinion of herself were surely not low
When she looked in the mirror

A lady thought she looked like Greta Garbo
Her opinion of herself were surely not low

There once was a Scotman with a beard
That reached to his navel - so weird!
Five birds nested within
His Sporran became grim
Until we held him down to be sheared!

A lady thought she looked like Greta Garbo

I have reported my posting as an error.So Sorry.

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

There once was a Scotman with a beard
That reached to his navel - so weird!
Five birds nested within
His Sporran became grim