LIMERICKS 4

There was a young lady whose hips
Were huge due to too many chips
She tried hard to slim

There was a young lady whose hips
Were huge due to too many chips

Whilst dressing in a nice cool outfit
Lost my balance and my knickers split
What a job on my hands
Tied them up with elastic bands
To be honest I feel such a twit

There was a young lady whose hips

Whilst dressing in a nice cool outfit
Lost my balance and my knickers split
What a job on my hands
Tied them up with elastic bands

Whilst dressing in a nice cool outfit
Lost my balance and my knickers split
What a job on my hands

Whilst dressing in a nice cool outfit
Lost my balance and my knickers split

I'm off to get a haircut
I fancy a neat little squarecut
Without any parting
And not too much tarting
intending not to get stuck in a rut

Whilst dressing in a nice cool outfit

Um....sorry travelsafar..... third and fourth line meant to rhyme...

I'm off to get a haircut
I fancy a neat little squarecut
Without any parting
And not too much tarting

I'm off to get a haircut
I fancy a neat little square-cut,
Without any parting
And with plenty of curls

I'm off to get a haircut
I fancy a neat little square-cut,
Without any parting

I'm off to get a haircut
I fancy a neat little square-cut,

I shall bide my time to make sure
I choose the one who will endure
He'll share the chores fairly
Face all troubles squarely
If he doesnt then i'll show him the door!!!

I'm off to get a haircut

I shall bide my time to make sure
I choose the one who will endure
He'll share the chores fairly
Face all troubles squarely

I shall bide my time to make sure
I choose the one who will endure
He'll share the chores fairly

I shall bide my time to make sure
I choose the one who will endure

I shall venture to pastures new
In fact, in mind, there's quite a few
My suitors are many
My favourite is Benny
To be honest,there`s quite a queue!

I shall bide my time to make sure

I shall venture to pastures new
In fact, in mind, there's quite a few
My suitors are many
My favourite is Benny

I shall venture to pastures new
In fact, in mind, there's quite a few
My suitors are many

I shall venture to pastures new
In fact, in mind, there's quite a few

I shall venture to pastures new
New surroundings I will view

An engagement ring now to seek,
In fact I was proposed to last week
I jumped at the chance
My jewellery to enhance
But it's not forthcoming, what a cheek!

I shall venture to pastures new

An engagement ring now to seek,
In fact I was proposed to last week
I jumped at the chance
My jewellery to enhance

An engagement ring now to seek,
In fact I was proposed to last week
I jumped at the chance

An engagement ring now to seek,
In fact I was proposed to last week

Now the way to a man's heart's through his tum
So I got some advice from my Mum
She said I should always have ready
Anything eggy or bready!!!
Mum knows best and now the man you have won

An engagement ring to now to seek