LIMERICKS 4

Now the way to a man's heart's through his tum
So I got some advice from my Mum
She said I should always have ready
Anything eggy or bready!!!

Now the way to a man's heart's through his tum
So I got some advice from my Mum
She said I should always have ready

Now the way to a man's heart's through his tum
So I got some advice from my Mum

Alas, I was pipped to the post
Whilst I will not really boast
I'm a much better catch
In fact a darn good match
That other? She can't even make toast!

Now the way to a man's heart's through his tum

Alas, I was pipped to the post
Whilst I will not really boast
I'm a much better catch
In fact a darn good match

Alas, I was pipped to the post
Whilst I will not really boast
I'm a much better catch

Alas, I was pipped to the post
Whilst I will not really boast

I'd like to be a beautiful bride
Gliding up the aisle with pride
The groom oh so hunky
He's also so funky
I'd be pleased to be by his side.

Alas, I was pipped to the post

I'd like to be a beautiful bride
Gliding up the aisle with pride
The groom oh so hunky
He's also so funky

I'd like to be a beautiful bride
Gliding up the aisle with pride
The groom oh so hunky

I'd like to be a beautiful bride
Gliding up the aisle with pride

A squirrel sat beside me waiting
To see what I was creating
It was a nest so warm and cosy
The squirrel so very nosy,
But he didn't see the trap that I was baiting!

I'd like to be a beautiful bride

A squirrel sat beside me waiting
To see what I was creating
It was a nest so warm and cosy
The squirrel so very nosy

A squirrel sat beside me waiting
To see what I was creating
It was a nest so warm and cosy

A squirrel sat beside me waiting
To see what I was creating

Bananas could really go down well
I love their very wholesome smell
Together with cream
They go down a dream
But please can I have nuts as well

A squirrel sat beside me waiting

(Sorry, got carried away )

Bananas could really go down well
I love their very wholesome smell
Together with cream
They go down a dream

Bananas could really go down well
I love their very wholesome smell

I wish that I could be a monkey
Chucking nuts from my perch in a tree,
I'd chew on them first
And then do my worst
But what would I have for my tea?

Bananas could really go down well

Bella I think most of us have done that!

I wish that I could be a monkey
Chucking nuts from my perch in a tree,
I'd chew on them first
And then do my worst

Oops didn’t turn page Having said that, though, first two lines must rhyme. I’ll pass on this one ....

I wish that I could be a monkey
A great ape, all furry and chunky

I wish that I could be a monkey
Chucking nuts from my perch in a tree,
I'd chew on them first

I wish that I could be a monkey
Chucking nuts from my perch in a tree