Time once again for us all to pack the hamper, grab a travelling rug and head for the meadow for our annual Summer Jamboree. As ever, in alphabetical order, be as inventive as you like, after all who doesn’t want to take a yak with them?
Frilly frocks (the Germolene pink M and S one we all dashed out and bought at the beginning of the summer. A kind of Jamboree uniform so there will be no agro or class distinction between grans in Primark kit and grans in Stella McCartney creations.)
Thought of coming, thinking it's a sports jam. but it seems to be a "gluttony grans" non-soiree, even though you'd love kangaroo stew. Doesn't travel very well though!
No sports Rufus although there could be some elephant racing No thanks! They'd outrun me, although if you let me bring that stew there might well be a granny stampede for the dunnies! Either way I'd come last. I suppose someone is bringing some portables?