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"Don't be alarmed but a prisoner has escaped from the local prison"

His name is Magwich and if you see him please make a Dickens of a noise.

"But surely should I make a loud noise, said prisoner will take to his heels and make a getaway Officer?"

Just at that moment a low moan was heard coming from the undergrowth.

Was it Magwich injured, what should a lady do for the best

Take him home or tell the police, what she didn't know was he was a killer

So she took him home and he killed her. The End

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Her eyes flickered she was stronger than she looked.

As is usually the way with heroines, incidentally.
She gave herself a little shake and decided it was time for a change.
A big change!

She asked Google to find a dating site for ladies who like ladies.

But which direction to take, not back to her life at the castle surely.

No! She must go with her heart, so "girls4girls" dating site it was..

This lady was not for dying or being written off, when inside she was actually bubbling over with enthusiasm,the only question was............Which route in life best to follow........?

Her neighbour heard her screams and called 999, Magwich fled even though he was badly injured.

Paramedics arrived and found a faint pulse our heroine wasn't dead but was fading fast, would she survive or would it be the end.

On the dating site, she got chatting to someone who sounded just right as her new paramour - Princess PinkSparkle!

A Miracle
Call the Vatican!
She has gone from faint pulse to chatting on a dating site

Well, dear reader, from that moment on, she became known as 'Saint Sharon'.

Saint Sharon she might have become, but it did take a great
fighting spirit to get her well enough to continue life in this world,furthermore becoming quite a leading figure.......

In the world of woman's rights and flower arranging, the irony of these two interests did not occur to her , yet...

Yet as she contemplated the glass ceiling and wondered.....

How the bl**dy Hell am I going to break through that ?

But on second thoughts she remembered........"Where there is a will,there IS a way......"

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