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Jangran99 Sat 02-Mar-19 17:12:48

Next limerick starter!

The best limericks are funny and clever

Jangran99 Wed 05-Jun-19 10:55:27

The lady said "I'm not so sure"
“Such transgressions I will not endure
So curtail your ambitions
Make being faithful your mission
And ignore other ladies allure!

If you don’t, retribution is mine

henetha Wed 05-Jun-19 10:46:46

The lady said "I'm not so sure"
“Such transgressions I will not endure
So curtail your ambitions
Make being faithful your mission

Jangran99 Wed 05-Jun-19 10:38:32

The lady said "I'm not so sure"
“Such transgressions I will not endure
So curtail your ambitions

Bellanonna Wed 05-Jun-19 09:44:19

The lady said "I'm not so sure"
“Such transgressions I will not endure

FarNorth Wed 05-Jun-19 09:00:32

The wedding can be in the spring
And I`ll buy you another gold ring
I`ll make sure you`re happy
And soon changing nappies
While I have an occasional fling.

The lady said "I'm not so sure"

Jangran99 Wed 05-Jun-19 00:10:18

Ooop s ,ignore.Back to how it wassmile

The wedding can be in the spring
And I`ll buy you another gold ring
I`ll make sure you`re happy
And soon changing nappies

Jangran99 Wed 05-Jun-19 00:07:15

The wedding can be in the spring
And I’ll buy you another gold ring
I'll make sure you're happy

callgirl1 Tue 04-Jun-19 23:29:52

The wedding can be in the spring
And I`ll buy you another gold ring
I`ll make sure you`re happy
And soon changing nappies

crazyH Tue 04-Jun-19 23:18:27

The wedding can be in the spring
And I’ll buy you another gold ring
I'll make sure you're happy

Bellanonna Tue 04-Jun-19 23:15:04

The wedding can be in the spring
And I’ll buy you another gold ring

callgirl1 Tue 04-Jun-19 23:13:08

A young man thought he`d spring a surprise
He took out a ring, oh that was so nice
He exclaimed "Oh my love
Please remove your left glove
And promise me we will get spliced!"

The wedding can be in the spring

willa45 Tue 04-Jun-19 21:59:06

A young man though he'd spring a surprise
He took out a ring, oh that was so nice
He exclaimed "Oh, my love!
Please remove your left glove

FarNorth Tue 04-Jun-19 21:15:13

A young man though he'd spring a surprise
He took out a ring, oh that was so nice
He exclaimed "Oh, my love!"

crazyH Tue 04-Jun-19 18:12:34

A young man though he'd spring a surprise
He took out a ring, oh that was so nice

Bellanonna Tue 04-Jun-19 18:00:50

Some determined small lads on a mission
Thought they knew how to do nuclear fission
But splitting the atom
Needed more datum
And a heck of a lot more revision

A young man thought he’d spring a surprise

Jangran99 Tue 04-Jun-19 17:54:48

Some determined small lads on a mission
Thought they knew how to do nuclear fission
But splitting the atom
Needed more datum

Juliet27 Tue 04-Jun-19 17:49:56

Some determined small lads on a mission
Thought they knew how to do nuclear fission
They blew the roof off a shed

Jangran99 Tue 04-Jun-19 17:48:12

Some determined small lads on a mission
Thought they knew how to do nuclear fission
But splitting the atom

FarNorth Tue 04-Jun-19 16:13:24

Some determined small lads on a mission
Thought they knew how to do nuclear fission

willa45 Tue 04-Jun-19 13:30:14

A man and his wife from down south
Were feeling a bit down in the mouth
So they bought a new car
And a Spanish guitar
that (surprise) had a resident mouse!

Some determined small lads on a mission

Jangran99 Tue 04-Jun-19 12:29:34

A man and his wife from down south
Were feeling a bit down in the mouth
So they bought a new car
And a Spanish guitar

FarNorth Tue 04-Jun-19 11:50:51

A man and his wife from down south
Were feeling a bit down in the mouth
So they bought a new car

henetha Tue 04-Jun-19 10:22:02

A man and his wife from down south
Were feeling a bit down in the mouth

Bellanonna Tue 04-Jun-19 08:10:24

It’s 1.30 am and I can’t get to sleep
Before long the alarm clock will bleep!!!
I’ll be shattered all day
And won’t earn my pay
What to drink, to ensure my sleep’s deep?

A man and his wife from down south

Juliet27 Tue 04-Jun-19 07:57:59

It’s 1.30 am and I can’t get to sleep
Before long the alarm clock will bleep!!!
I’ll be shattered all day
And won’t earn my pay

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