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LIMERICKS 6

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Jangran99 Sat 02-Mar-19 17:12:48

Next limerick starter!

The best limericks are funny and clever

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Bellanonna Tue 04-Jun-19 07:49:31

It’s 1.30 am and I can’t get to sleep
Before long the alarm clock will bleep!!!
I’ll be shattered all day

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travelsafar Tue 04-Jun-19 07:24:15

It’s 1.30 am and I can’t get to sleep
Before long the alarm clock will bleep!!!

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Juliet27 Tue 04-Jun-19 01:31:12

There once was a vicar from Brude
Whose sermons were all very rude
I tried my best to listen
With a non-judgemental frisson
But they really were rather crude.

It’s 1.30 am and I can’t get to sleep

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BradfordLass72 Tue 04-Jun-19 01:18:35

There once was a vicar from Brude
Whose sermons were all very rude
I tried my best to listen
With a non-judgemental frisson

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crazyH Tue 04-Jun-19 00:51:02

There once was a vicar from Brude
Who`s sermons were all very rude
I tried my best to listen

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callgirl1 Tue 04-Jun-19 00:43:49

There once was a vicar from Brude
Who`s sermons were all very rude

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Jangran99 Mon 03-Jun-19 23:14:18

My bluetits left their nest this morning
Without giving me any warning
Their parents were shattered
and nothing else mattered
As all their own needs they were scorning.

There once was a vicar from Brude

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willa45 Mon 03-Jun-19 22:45:03

My bluetits left their nest this morning
Without giving me any warning
Their parents were shattered
and nothing else mattered

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Juliet27 Mon 03-Jun-19 22:31:45

My bluetits left their nest this morning
Without giving me any warning
Their parents were shattered

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FarNorth Mon 03-Jun-19 21:02:20

My bluetits left their nest this morning
Without giving me any warning

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Juliet27 Mon 03-Jun-19 14:50:00

The best hols are free from fuss
Without packing that’s making you cuss
Travelling light's just fine
It saves some time
And saves space if your travelling by bus

My bluetits left their nest this morning

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crazyH Mon 03-Jun-19 12:44:28

Sorry Henetha - I somehow didn't see yours, so :

The best hols are free from fuss
Without packing that’s making you cuss
Travelling light's just fine
It saves some time

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crazyH Mon 03-Jun-19 12:37:52

The best hols are free from fuss
Without packing that’s making you cuss
I know what you mean

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henetha Mon 03-Jun-19 12:24:02

The best hols are free from fuss
Without packing that’s making you cuss
Travelling light's just fine

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Juliet27 Sun 02-Jun-19 22:47:15

The best hols are free from fuss
Without packing that’s making you cuss

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Jangran99 Sun 02-Jun-19 21:56:42

Oh for a plan when holiday packing!!
Well my dear , you'd better get cracking
The answer is clear
Take bikini and beer
Wherever you go, shops wont be lacking.

The best hols are free from fuss

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FarNorth Sun 02-Jun-19 21:35:06

Oh for a plan when holiday packing!!
Well my dear , you'd better get cracking
The answer is clear
Take bikini and beer

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Jangran99 Sun 02-Jun-19 18:20:42

Sorryblush,

Oh for a plan when holiday packing!!
Well my dear , you'd better get cracking
The answer is clear

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Jangran99 Sun 02-Jun-19 18:18:05

Oh for a plan when holiday packing!!
Well my dear , you'd better get cracking

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crazyH Sun 02-Jun-19 16:15:37

Oh for a plan when holiday packing!!
Well my dear , you'd better get cracking

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Juliet27 Sun 02-Jun-19 16:10:24

Oh for a plan when holiday packing!!

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crazyH Sun 02-Jun-19 13:20:16

Where's Willa - you start one Juliet just in case Willa is away for the day ?

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Juliet27 Sun 02-Jun-19 13:15:08

Willa45. What’s the new line?

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willa45 Sun 02-Jun-19 11:21:06

Could someone advise me on diets
Any tips or hints, don't keep quiet
My slacks are too tight
They just don’t fit right
and I fear that could cause a great riot

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Juliet27 Sun 02-Jun-19 11:11:49

Could someone advise me on diets
Any tips or hints, don't keep quiet
My slacks are too tight
They just don’t fit right

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