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LIMERICKS 6

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Jangran99 Sat 02-Mar-19 17:12:48

Next limerick starter!

The best limericks are funny and clever

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FarNorth Sat 01-Jun-19 00:02:20

However I`m not giving up,
I`ve been out and bought a sweet pup,
Who wiggles and widdles

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callgirl1 Fri 31-May-19 23:49:50

However I`m not giving up,
I`ve been out and bought a sweet pup,

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Jangran99 Fri 31-May-19 23:23:50

However my pleasures are few
And some fun is long overdue
So I went to the garden
To watch the soil harden
It's certainly not beautiful Kewpoppypoppy

However I'm not giving up

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callgirl1 Fri 31-May-19 23:15:02

However my pleasures are few
And some fun is long overdue
So I went to the garden
To watch the soil harden

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crazyH Fri 31-May-19 18:50:43

However, my pleasure are few
And some fun is long overdue
So I went to the garden

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Juliet27 Fri 31-May-19 18:39:57

However, my pleasure are few
And some fun is long overdue

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callgirl1 Fri 31-May-19 17:54:51

It`s June and halfway through the year
I`ve spent my money on weed and beer
So I`m happy but broke
And I`ve not used coke
So my mind is incredibly clear

However, my pleasures are few

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Juliet27 Fri 31-May-19 10:54:22

It's June and half way through the year
I've spent my money on weed and beer
So I'm happy but broke
And I've not used coke

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henetha Fri 31-May-19 10:46:06

It's June and half way through the year
I've spent my money on weed and beer
So I'm happy but broke

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DameJudyClench Fri 31-May-19 09:35:37

It's June and half way through the year
I've spent my money on weed and beer

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Jangran99 Fri 31-May-19 09:35:20

what happened to line 4?

If only my legs were thinner
Should I forego that TV dinner?
I know that I should ignore that pud
It's just so very hard to be good
I'll find new ways to be such a sinner !

It's June and half way through the year

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BradfordLass72 Fri 31-May-19 09:31:03

If only my legs were thinner
Should I forego that TV dinner?
I know that I should ignore that pud
I'll find new ways to be such a sinner !

It's June and half way through the year

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DameJudyClench Fri 31-May-19 09:06:42

If only my legs were thinner
Should I forego that TV dinner?
I know that I should ignore that pud

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Jangran99 Fri 31-May-19 08:11:10

If only my legs were thinner
Should I forego that TV dinner?

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DameJudyClench Fri 31-May-19 07:36:57

There's a lot of fun to be had
If you think you're going mad
Just don't show your knickers
Especially to vicars
And to bishops it's especially bad

If only my legs were thinner

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Juliet27 Fri 31-May-19 06:36:56

There's a lot of fun to be had
If you think you're going mad
Just don't show your knickers
Especially to vicars

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crazyH Fri 31-May-19 00:51:21

Sorry should have copied

There's a lot of fun to be had
If you think you're going mad
Just don't show your knickers

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crazyH Fri 31-May-19 00:49:23

Just don't show your knickers

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DameJudyClench Fri 31-May-19 00:19:34

There's a lot of fun to be had
If you think you're going mad

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crazyH Thu 30-May-19 23:55:13

^Sorry should have started another. So here goes

There's ' a lot of fun to be had

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crazyH Thu 30-May-19 23:51:40

How I wish I was sixteen again
And developing an interest in men,
But sadly I`m not,
And I care not a jot,
Cause I'm happy in single-heaven

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callgirl1 Thu 30-May-19 23:33:26

How I wish I was sixteen again
And developing an interest in men,
But sadly I`m not,
And I care not a jot,

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crazyH Thu 30-May-19 22:53:04

How I wish I was sixteen again
And developing an interest in men,
But sadly I'm not

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callgirl1 Thu 30-May-19 22:48:18

How I wish I was sixteen again
And developing an interest in men,

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Jangran99 Thu 30-May-19 22:28:47

Geography, those far destinations
Seem now so full of fascinations
I once went to Rhyl
And enjoyed it until
The rides had too many rotations

Rhyming pattern is AABBA crazy so your last line does not fit.smile

How I wish I was sixteen again

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