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LIMERICKS 6

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Jangran99 Sat 02-Mar-19 17:12:48

Next limerick starter!

The best limericks are funny and clever

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vissos Sat 04-May-19 02:17:58

It seems to have ended right there

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Juliet27 Sat 04-May-19 08:18:57

It seems to have ended right there
Sadly my mind was quite bare

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Bellanonna Sat 04-May-19 09:29:57

It seems to have ended right there
Sadly my mind was quite bare
But we never give up

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Jangran99 Sat 04-May-19 09:39:45

It seems to have ended right there
Sadly my mind was quite bare
But we never give up
Pass the teapot and a cup

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McGilchrist41 Sat 04-May-19 09:54:39

It seems to have ended right there
Sadly my mind was quite bare
But we never give up
Pass the teapot and cup
And I’ll think of an ending quite rare.

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henetha Sat 04-May-19 10:05:50

Please can we have a first line of the next one, McGilchrist41

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Jangran99 Sat 04-May-19 10:07:05

McGilchrist41 welcome, now you have to supply the new first linewink

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Jangran99 Sat 04-May-19 20:30:07

Looks like our new player has gone. Shall you give a first line henetha ?

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Specs Sun 05-May-19 00:02:01

The man next door had a dog

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BradfordLass72 Sun 05-May-19 01:16:04

The man next door had a dog
His coat was the colour of fog

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Juliet27 Sun 05-May-19 06:58:14

The man next door had a dog
His coat was the colour of fog
He had such a loud bark

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Bellanonna Sun 05-May-19 07:56:58

The man next door had a dog
His coat was the colour of fog
He had such a loud bark
And enjoyed leaving his mark

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Juliet27 Sun 05-May-19 08:28:13

The man next door had a dog
His coat was the colour of fog
He had such a loud bark
And enjoyed leaving his mark
With something that looked like a log!

My last line has left me quite shocked!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 05-May-19 08:55:09

My last line has left me quite shocked!
The sight of it left me quite rocked!

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henetha Sun 05-May-19 10:20:26

My last line has left me quite shocked!
The sight of it left me quite rocked!
But it's only dog poo

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Juliet27 Sun 05-May-19 10:37:55

My last line has left me quite shocked!
The sight of it left me quite rocked!
But it's only dog poo
And it's not on my shoe

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Jangran99 Sun 05-May-19 16:02:33

My last line has left me quite shocked!
The sight of it left me quite rocked!
But it's only dog poo
And it's not on my shoe
But I'm keeping the garden gate locked!

Do you think we're too old to tango?

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Juliet27 Sun 05-May-19 17:33:37

Do you think we're too old to tango?
With these hips I'm not sure I can go!

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FarNorth Sun 05-May-19 17:34:50

Do you think we're too old to tango?
You really should see my old man go!

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FarNorth Sun 05-May-19 17:35:37

Do you think we're too old to tango?
With these hips I'm not sure I can go!
I'm happy to watch

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Juliet27 Sun 05-May-19 17:46:55

Do you think we're too old to tango?
With these hips I'm not sure I can go!
I'm happy to watch
But predicting a botch (? FN)

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Jangran99 Sun 05-May-19 18:39:30

Do you think we're too old to tango?
With these hips I'm not sure I can go!
I'm happy to watch
But predicting a botch (? FN)
When Auntie Dot does the fandango?,

So I think I'll take up sky jumping

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Juliet27 Sun 05-May-19 19:45:15

So I think I'll take up sky jumping
So fit now from body pumping

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Jangran99 Sun 05-May-19 20:52:57

So I think I'll take up sky jumping
So fit now from body pumping
Although I'm scared of heights

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Juliet27 Sun 05-May-19 22:23:22

So I think I'll take up sky jumping
So fit now from body pumping
Although I'm scared of heights
Let alone the flights

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