LIMERICKS 6

I'm home from hols and all in a muddle
Clothes that need washing are all in a huddle
Washing machine's on the blink
Things couldn't be worse, I think

I'm home from hols and all in a muddle
Clothes that need washing are all in a huddle
Washing machine's on the blink

I'm home from hols and all in a muddle
Clothes that need washing are all in a huddle

That one had stuck without a last line
It's ok, no worries, it's fine
Finding rhymes can be tough
When straight off the cuff
I hate it when the last line is mine!

I'm home from hols and all in a muddle

That one had stuck without a last line
It's ok, no worries, it's fine
Finding rhymes can be tough
When straight off the cuff

That one had stuck without a last line
It's ok, no worries, it's fine
Finding rhymes can be tough

That one had stuck without a last line
It's ok, no worries, it's fine

I go soft when I hold a new baby
Get broody and think...…..just maybe?
But my time has passed
We're not built to last!
Would an op to rejuvinate pay me?

That one had stuck without a last line

I go soft when I hold a new baby
Get broody and think...…..just maybe?
But my time has passed
We're not built to last!

I go soft when I hold a new baby
Get broody and think...…..just maybe?
But my time has passed

Let’s stick to

I go soft when I hold a new baby
Get broody and think...…..just maybe?

I go soft when I hold a new baby
For me if t’were a puppy, then maybe

I go soft when I hold a new baby
Get broody and think...…..just maybe?

A princess might not be so bad
Housed in an elegant pad
But try to escape
And people would gape
Unless you had married his dad.

I go soft when I hold a new baby

A princess might not be so bad
Housed in an elegant pad
But try to escape
And people would gape

A princess might not be so bad
Housed in an elegant pad
But try to escape

A princess might not be so bad
Housed in an elegant pad

I wish I was a painter
Or maybe something quainter
Live in a tree?
Or sail the sea!
Or be Queen? - no, I'm glad I ain't 'er!

A princess might not be so bad

I wish I was a painter
Or maybe something quainter
Live in a tree?
Or sail the sea?

I wish I was a painter
Or maybe something quainter
Live in a tree?

I wish I was a painter
Or maybe something quainter

I often dream I`m still at school,
Trying hard to live by the golden rule
But short on revision
Never mind long division,
I always end up looking a fool.

I wish I was a painter

Juliet27

I often dream I`m still at school,
Trying hard to live by the golden rule
But short on revision
Never mind long division

I often dream I`m still at school,
Trying hard to live by the golden rule
But short on revision

I often dream I`m still at school,
Trying hard to live by the golden rule