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LIMERICKS 6

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Jangran99 Sat 02-Mar-19 17:12:48

Next limerick starter!

The best limericks are funny and clever

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Jangran99 Sat 25-May-19 22:30:43

I'm home from hols and all in a muddle
Clothes that need washing are all in a huddle
Washing machine's on the blink
Things couldn't be worse, I think

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Oldandverygrey Sat 25-May-19 17:30:17

I'm home from hols and all in a muddle
Clothes that need washing are all in a huddle
Washing machine's on the blink

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Juliet27 Sat 25-May-19 14:58:01

I'm home from hols and all in a muddle
Clothes that need washing are all in a huddle

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henetha Sat 25-May-19 10:32:19

That one had stuck without a last line
It's ok, no worries, it's fine
Finding rhymes can be tough
When straight off the cuff
I hate it when the last line is mine!

I'm home from hols and all in a muddle

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Juliet27 Sat 25-May-19 10:14:40

That one had stuck without a last line
It's ok, no worries, it's fine
Finding rhymes can be tough
When straight off the cuff

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Jangran99 Sat 25-May-19 10:02:23

That one had stuck without a last line
It's ok, no worries, it's fine
Finding rhymes can be tough

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travelsafar Sat 25-May-19 07:44:37

That one had stuck without a last line
It's ok, no worries, it's fine

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Juliet27 Sat 25-May-19 05:53:44

I go soft when I hold a new baby
Get broody and think...…..just maybe?
But my time has passed
We're not built to last!
Would an op to rejuvinate pay me?

That one had stuck without a last line

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Juliet27 Thu 23-May-19 07:05:55

I go soft when I hold a new baby
Get broody and think...…..just maybe?
But my time has passed
We're not built to last!

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Jangran99 Thu 23-May-19 00:26:08

I go soft when I hold a new baby
Get broody and think...…..just maybe?
But my time has passed

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Juliet27 Wed 22-May-19 23:28:28

Let’s stick to

I go soft when I hold a new baby
Get broody and think...…..just maybe?

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Juliet27 Wed 22-May-19 23:24:36

I go soft when I hold a new baby
For me if t’were a puppy, then maybe

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callgirl1 Wed 22-May-19 23:18:34

I go soft when I hold a new baby
Get broody and think...…..just maybe?

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BradfordLass72 Wed 22-May-19 23:15:51

A princess might not be so bad
Housed in an elegant pad
But try to escape
And people would gape
Unless you had married his dad.

I go soft when I hold a new baby

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FarNorth Wed 22-May-19 21:59:49

A princess might not be so bad
Housed in an elegant pad
But try to escape
And people would gape

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Juliet27 Wed 22-May-19 17:12:29

A princess might not be so bad
Housed in an elegant pad
But try to escape

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Oldandverygrey Wed 22-May-19 16:37:39

A princess might not be so bad
Housed in an elegant pad

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henetha Wed 22-May-19 15:50:09

I wish I was a painter
Or maybe something quainter
Live in a tree?
Or sail the sea!
Or be Queen? - no, I'm glad I ain't 'er!

A princess might not be so bad

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grandtanteJE65 Wed 22-May-19 14:10:48

I wish I was a painter
Or maybe something quainter
Live in a tree?
Or sail the sea?

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FarNorth Wed 22-May-19 00:53:57

I wish I was a painter
Or maybe something quainter
Live in a tree?

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Jangran99 Tue 21-May-19 23:08:15

I wish I was a painter
Or maybe something quainter

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callgirl1 Tue 21-May-19 23:02:44

I often dream I`m still at school,
Trying hard to live by the golden rule
But short on revision
Never mind long division,
I always end up looking a fool.

I wish I was a painter

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Jangran99 Tue 21-May-19 22:56:40

Juliet27

I often dream I`m still at school,
Trying hard to live by the golden rule
But short on revision
Never mind long division

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Juliet27 Tue 21-May-19 22:54:09

I often dream I`m still at school,
Trying hard to live by the golden rule
But short on revision

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callgirl1 Tue 21-May-19 22:01:15

I often dream I`m still at school,
Trying hard to live by the golden rule

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