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Jangran99 Sat 02-Mar-19 17:12:48

Next limerick starter!

The best limericks are funny and clever

Juliet27 Tue 21-May-19 17:40:01

Apologies for bending the rules
It's not that I think you're all fools
I just didn't know
the way to go
But now I have all the right tools.

I often dream I’m still at school

grandtanteJE65 Tue 21-May-19 16:47:22

Apologies for bending the rules
It's not that I think you're all fools
I just didn't know
the way to go

Jangran99 Tue 21-May-19 08:19:36

Apologies for bending the rules
It's not that I think you're all fools
I just didn't know

BradfordLass72 Tue 21-May-19 08:13:53

Apologies for bending the rules
It's not that I think you're all fools

allassinsane Tue 21-May-19 07:27:06

At this time I should be in bed
And relaxing my poor tired head
But I'm walking the floor
It's becoming a bore
Think I'll play games on gransnet instead.

Apologies for bending the rules

Juliet27 Tue 21-May-19 06:44:14

At this time I should be in bed
And relaxing my poor tired head
But I'm walking the floor
It’s becoming a bore

Jangran99 Tue 21-May-19 05:09:53

At this time I should be in bed
And relaxing my poor tired head
But I'm walking the floor

Juliet27 Tue 21-May-19 02:01:21

At this time I should be in bed
And relaxing my poor tired head

callgirl1 Tue 21-May-19 00:31:28

Thinking up rhymes can be hard,
We can`t all be as good as The Bard,
Should I quit now
And just take a bow
And play with the kids in the yard?

At this time I should be in bed

Juliet27 Mon 20-May-19 19:29:10

Thinking up rhymes can be hard,
We can`t all be as good as The Bard,
Should I quit now
And just take a bow

Juliet27 Mon 20-May-19 19:27:47

Allassinsane Could you please try to remember to copy the previous lines then add yours.....or were you asking if you should quit ?!

allassinsane Mon 20-May-19 17:44:08

Should I quit now

callgirl1 Mon 20-May-19 17:39:02

Thinking up rhymes can be hard,
We can`t all be as good as The Bard,

Jangran99 Mon 20-May-19 15:20:00

Well that one seems to be unpopular.
Shall we try a new start?

Thinking up rhymes can be hard,

BradfordLass72 Sun 19-May-19 03:32:18

How did that young man afford them
A question the coppers would ask 'im
Was he dealing in drug, or betting on dogs?

Jangran99 Sat 18-May-19 23:51:02

How did that young man afford them
A question the coppers would ask 'im

Juliet27 Sat 18-May-19 22:25:34

There was a young man from Abergavenny
Who carefully saved every penny
They call him a miser
But I'm none the wiser
As expensive cars he had many.

How did that young man afford them

allassinsane Sat 18-May-19 19:17:31

There was a young man from Abergavenny
Who carefully saved every penny
They call him a miser
But I'm none the wiser

Jangran99 Sat 18-May-19 18:48:26

There was a young man from Abergavenny
Who carefully saved every penny
They call him a miser

Oldandverygrey Sat 18-May-19 18:00:05

There was a young man from Abergavenny
Who carefully saved every penny

allassinsane Sat 18-May-19 17:57:33

The starlings are making a racket
The noise I just cannot hack it
But a flock in flight
Is an incredible sight
Doesn't nature have a wonderful habit

There was a young man from Abergavenny

Juliet27 Sat 18-May-19 16:10:59

The starlings are making a racket
The noise I just cannot hack it
But a flock in flight
Is an incredible sight

Jangran99 Sat 18-May-19 15:59:48

The starlings are making a racket
The noise I just cannot hack it
But a flock in flight

Juliet27 Sat 18-May-19 14:59:09

The starlings are making a racket
The noise I just cannot hack it

Squiffy Sat 18-May-19 14:47:07

Today I learnt to fly birds of prey
But it's kinder to let them fly away
Through the sky they would hover
With crows giving them 'bovver'
And trying to lead them astray

The starlings are making a racket

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