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LIMERICKS 6

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Jangran99 Sat 02-Mar-19 17:12:48

Next limerick starter!

The best limericks are funny and clever

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henetha Thu 20-Jun-19 09:51:10

Today I am going to the beach
Even if the sun's out of reach

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Grany Thu 20-Jun-19 08:54:17

They cast off their bell bottomed trousers
In the hope of finding new spouses
Since they were going 'commando'
I'm afraid they were 'all show'
They were all rebel rousers

Today I am going to the beach

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BradfordLass72 Thu 20-Jun-19 05:46:29

They cast off their bell bottomed trousers
In the hope of finding new spouses
Since they were going 'commando'
I'm afraid they were 'all show'

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willa45 Thu 20-Jun-19 03:01:03

Sorry, I seem to have gotten the wrong Limerick. Another try....

They cast off their bell bottomed trousers
In the hope of finding new spouses
Since they were going 'commando'

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willa45 Thu 20-Jun-19 02:59:06

There’s a strange little man by the lake
Who encountered a green speckled snake

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crazyH Thu 20-Jun-19 01:01:38

They cast off their bell bottomed trousers
In the hope of finding new spouses

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callgirl1 Thu 20-Jun-19 00:31:53

Is it true what they say about sailors
They wouldn`t make very good jailers
With a girl in each port
They wear a smart new coat
With a compliment to all their tailors

They cast off their bell bottomed trousers

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crazyH Thu 20-Jun-19 00:17:30

Is it true what they say about sailors
They wouldn`t make very good jailers
With a girl in each port
They wear a smart new coat

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Bellanonna Thu 20-Jun-19 00:10:54

Is it true what they say about sailors
They wouldn`t make very good jailers
With a girl in each port

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callgirl1 Thu 20-Jun-19 00:05:55

Is it true what they say about sailors
They wouldn`t make very good jailers

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Jangran99 Wed 19-Jun-19 23:11:19

Now Pete was a hot Latin dancer
But was also a bit of a chancer
He caused a fandango
With his Argentine tango
And in his rumba, a torrid romancer ?

Is it true what they say about sailors

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Bellanonna Wed 19-Jun-19 21:55:54

Now Pete was a hotLatin dancer
But was also a bit of a chancer
He caused a fandango
With his Argentine tango

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Jangran99 Wed 19-Jun-19 21:06:56

Now Pete was a hotLatin dancer
But was also a bit of a chancer
He caused a fandango

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Juliet27 Wed 19-Jun-19 20:30:43

Now Pete was a hotLatin dancer
But was also a bit of a chancer

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Jangran99 Wed 19-Jun-19 18:36:34

Oops?

Now Pete was a hotLatin dancer

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Jangran99 Wed 19-Jun-19 18:34:39

But sadly Dom danced with two left feet
He just couldn't keep up with the beat!!
So she looked to the skies
For guidance so wise
And an RAF flier called Pete

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FarNorth Wed 19-Jun-19 18:20:35

But sadly Dom danced with two left feet
He just couldn't keep up with the beat!!
So she looked to the skies
For guidance so wise

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Jangran99 Wed 19-Jun-19 18:08:46

But sadly Dom danced with two left feet
He just couldn't keep up with the beat!!
So she looked to the skies

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travelsafar Wed 19-Jun-19 17:28:12

But sadly Dom danced with two left feet
He just couldn't keep up with the beat!!

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henetha Wed 19-Jun-19 17:10:55

Often wished I could go to a prom
But my beau was a soldier named Tom
In his defence its fair to say
He took my breath away
Until I meet a hot sailor called Dom.

But sadly Dom danced with two left feet

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FarNorth Wed 19-Jun-19 14:44:54

Often wished I could go to a prom
But my beau was a soldier named Tom
In his defence its fair to say
He took my breath away

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Oldandverygrey Wed 19-Jun-19 10:03:45

Often wished I could go to a prom
But my beau was a soldier named Tom
In his defence its fair to say

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willa45 Wed 19-Jun-19 00:47:19

Often wished I could go to a prom
but my beau was a soldier named Tom

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crazyH Tue 18-Jun-19 23:45:58

The girls and I had a grand old time
Playing with words to make a rhyme
We tried who, why what ,where and how,
So what do we do now
Can't do more, so we'll start a mime

Often wished I could go to a prom

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Grany Tue 18-Jun-19 23:30:25

The girls and I had a grand old time
Playing with words to make a rhyme
We tried who, why what ,where and how,
So what do we do now

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