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Jangran99 Sat 02-Mar-19 17:12:48

Next limerick starter!

The best limericks are funny and clever

Fugazi Sat 27-Apr-19 19:51:24

So he got down on one knee
And said, "Dear Nell, marry me!"
She thought for a while,
Looked at him with guile

Bellanonna Sat 27-Apr-19 17:44:49

So he got down on one knee
And said, "Dear Nell, marry me!"
She thought for a while

grandtanteJE65 Sat 27-Apr-19 16:22:41

So he got down on one knee
And said, "Dear Nell, marry me!"

Jangran99 Sat 27-Apr-19 13:09:18

His brother, however, did well
With a Lancashire Lass called Nell
He told her his story
of the wars and his glory
She was willing, as he could tell.

So he got down on one knee

Fugazi Sat 27-Apr-19 11:32:08

His brother, however, did well
With a Lancashire Lass called Nell
He told her his story
of the wars and his glory

Juliet27 Sat 27-Apr-19 10:32:43

His brother, however, did well
With a Lancashire Lass called Nell
He told her his story

Fugazi Sat 27-Apr-19 10:29:50

His brother, however, did well
With a Lancashire Lass called Nell

Bellanonna Sat 27-Apr-19 10:16:36

Well, first, he could try being 'hip'
Or ask Romeo for a tip,
But he's simply not cool
A buffoon and a fool
An all-round unfortunate drip

His brother, however, did well

Fugazi Sat 27-Apr-19 10:09:52

Well, first, he could try being 'hip'
Or ask Romeo for a tip,
But he's simply not cool
A buffoon and a fool

henetha Sat 27-Apr-19 09:50:41

Well, first, he could try being 'hip'
Or ask Romeo for a tip,
But he's simply not cool

Fugazi Sat 27-Apr-19 09:23:35

Well, first, he could try being 'hip'
Or ask Romeo for a tip

Jangran99 Sat 27-Apr-19 09:17:28

Once more though, in Bristol he'll try
Deciding what assets to ply
What more could he offer?
And how could he proffer?
To show he's a most worthy guy?

Well,first, he could try being 'hip'

Juliet27 Sat 27-Apr-19 08:45:25

Once more though, in Bristol he'll try
Deciding what assets to ply
What more could he offer?
And how could he proffer?

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 27-Apr-19 08:33:31

Once more though, in Bristol he'll try
Deciding what assets to ply
What more could he offer?

Juliet27 Sat 27-Apr-19 08:07:24

Once more, though, in Bristol he’ll try
Deciding what assets to ply

FarNorth Sat 27-Apr-19 01:14:34

In Carlisle he hoped he would win
By offering cheesecake and gin
But the girls wanted more
And showed him the door,
Now he's finding it so hard to grin.

Once more, though, in Bristol he'll try

Jangran99 Sat 27-Apr-19 00:15:28

In Carlisle he hoped he would win
By offering cheesecake and gin
But the girls wanted more
And showed him the door,

Bellanonna Fri 26-Apr-19 14:03:21

In Carlisle he hoped he would win
By offering cheesecake and gin
But the girls wanted more

FarNorth Fri 26-Apr-19 12:48:53

In Carlisle he hoped he would win
By offering cheesecake and gin

grandtanteJE65 Fri 26-Apr-19 11:03:50

So he next tried his luck in Dundee
In his search for a new wife-to-be
He bought a cake covered in nuts
which into slices he cuts,
still nobody wants him, dear me!

In Carlisle he hoped he would win

henetha Fri 26-Apr-19 10:52:41

So he next tried his luck in Dundee
In his search for a new wife-to-be
He bought a cake covered in nuts
which into slices he cuts

Elrel Thu 25-Apr-19 23:36:40

So he next tried his luck in Dundee
In his search for a new wife-to-be
He bought a cake covered in nuts

Jangran99 Thu 25-Apr-19 23:26:59

So he next tried his luck in Dundee
In his search for a new wife-to-be

FarNorth Thu 25-Apr-19 19:51:38

There was an old fellow in Fife
Who decided to take him a wife
So he posted an ad
Sounding like a right lad
All the answers said "Not on your life!"

So he next tried his luck in Dundee

grandtanteJE65 Thu 25-Apr-19 16:45:18

There was an old fellow in Fife
Who decided to take him a wife
So he posted an ad
Sounding like a right lad

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