LIMERICKS 6

There was a sparkly slug hiding in the crocks
He ate my sequined dress and now he really rocks
All night long he wriggles his way
With a bop and a cute sashay
But any day now he'll eat our hollyhocks!

I cannot abide slugs nor slimy snails

There was a sparkly slug hiding in the crocks
He ate my sequined dress and now he really rocks
All night long he wriggles his way
With a bop and a cute sashay

There was a sparkly slug hiding in the crocks
He ate my sequined dress and now he really rocks
All night long he wriggles his way

There was a sparkly slug hiding in the crocks
He ate my sequined dress and now he really rocks

I can't be too serious for long
Mega-giggles a day is my song
So just tickle me
Anywhere,feel free
And may every-day our merry mirth be strong.

There was a sparkly slug hiding in the crocks

I can't be too serious for long
Mega-giggles a day is my song
So just tickle me
Anywhere,feel free

I can't be too serious for long
Mega-giggles a day is my song
So just tickle me

I can't be too serious for long
Mega-giggles a day is my song

And next I'll be trying out Zumba!
Or maybe a hot Cuban Rumba,
All to the fore for jiggling my bits
Sashaying around to all the hits
As I hit the floor with my chumba !
I must admit I like the Jive

And next I'll be trying out Zumba!
Or maybe a hot Cuban Rumba,
All to the fore for jiggling my bits
Sashaying around to all the hits
As I hit the floor with my chumba !???

I can't be too serious for long

And next I'll be trying out Zumba!
Or maybe a hot Cuban Rumba,
All to the fore for jiggling my bits
Sashaying around to all the hits

And next I'll be trying out Zumba!
Or maybe a hot Cuban Rumba,
All to the fore for jiggling my bits

And next I'll be trying out Zumba!
Or maybe a hot Cuban Rumba,

I’ve recently started line dancin
It's cool, sort of cowgirlish prancin'
I hip and I hop
Yee haa, watch me bop??
My moves are completely entrancin'

And next I'll be trying out Zumba!

I’ve recently started line dancin
It's cool, sort of cowgirlish prancin'
I hip and I hop
Yee haa, watch me bop??

I’ve recently started line dancin
It's cool, sort of cowgirlish prancin'
I hip and I hop

I’ve recently started line dancin
It's cool, sort of cowgirlish prancin'

A funny old lady from Dublin
Found a silver wisp on her chin
Pondering on how to trim
So to be Gaelickly prim
Before she needed a hairpin!

I’ve recently started line dancin

A funny old lady from Dublin
Found a silver wisp on her chin
Pondering on how to trim
So to be Gaelickly prim

A funny old lady from Dublin
Found a silver wisp on her chin
Pondering on how to trim

A funny old lady from Dublin
Found a silver wisp on her chin

Found a silver wisp on her chin

The congregation couldn't help smiling
The thought in their minds most beguiling
The Pastor was laughing
Too much ale he'd been quaffing
In the choir the jokes kept on piling!

A funny old lady from Dublin

The congregation couldn't help smiling
The thought in their minds most beguiling
The Pastor was laughing
Too much ale he'd been quaffing

The congregation couldn't help smiling
The thought in their minds most beguiling
The Pastor was laughing