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Jangran99 Sat 02-Mar-19 17:12:48

Next limerick starter!

The best limericks are funny and clever

henetha Thu 21-Mar-19 10:38:13

However deep within this man has a heart
So don't scare him or give him a start!
You could try a nice smile
Which might beguile.
And help him feel he's less apart.

But what about old Auntie Nellie!

travelsafar Thu 21-Mar-19 08:24:30

However deep within this man has a heart
So don't scare him or give him a start!
You could try a nice smile
Which might beguile.

FarNorth Thu 21-Mar-19 00:36:37

However deep within this man has a heart
So don't scare him or give him a start!
You could try a nice smile

travelsafar Wed 20-Mar-19 18:04:52

However deep within this man has a heart
So don't scare him or give him a start!

Panache Wed 20-Mar-19 12:09:55

There’s a funny old man in our town
Walks about in an old dressing gown
All the kids take the Mick!!
'Cos they all think he's thick
Poor man, for all he does is just frown

However deep within this man has a heart

henetha Wed 20-Mar-19 10:13:36

There’s a funny old man in our town
Walks about in an old dressing gown
All the kids take the Mick!!
'Cos they all think he's thick

travelsafar Wed 20-Mar-19 08:18:45

There’s a funny old man in our town
Walks about in an old dressing gown
All the kids take the Mick!!

Bellanonna Wed 20-Mar-19 07:08:59

There’s a funny old man in our town
Walks about in an old dressing gown

Jangran99 Tue 19-Mar-19 23:11:35

Where, oh where did the years all go?
Let’s celebrate what we have to show
Let's kick up our heels
Dance a few reels
And continue to go with the flow

There’s a funny old man in our town

Bellanonna Tue 19-Mar-19 22:28:31

Where, oh where did the years all go?
Let’s celebrate what we have to show
Let's kick up our heels
Dance a few reels

FarNorth Tue 19-Mar-19 20:05:38

Where, oh where did the years all go?
Let’s celebrate what we have to show
Let's kick up our heels

Jangran99 Tue 19-Mar-19 15:45:55

Where, oh where did the years all go?
Let’s celebrate what we have to show

grandtanteJE65 Tue 19-Mar-19 12:19:54

I'm going out bat watching tonight
It is my turn to flee well out of sight
I'll make not a sound
while the bats are around,
and be home by the time it gets light.

Where, oh where did the years all go?

Panache Tue 19-Mar-19 12:18:55

I'm going out bat watching tonight
It is my turn to flee well out of sight
I'll make not a sound
As I hide underground

FarNorth Tue 19-Mar-19 11:15:55

I'm going out bat watching tonight
It is my turn to flee well out of sight
I'll make not a sound

Panache Tue 19-Mar-19 10:58:41

I'm going out bat watching tonight
It is my turn to flee well out of sight

henetha Tue 19-Mar-19 10:27:01

Sharon is off to climb Snowdon next week
to have a good time and adventure to seek
Back packs and boots at the ready
But it’s the train for me and Eddie
'Cos I'm weak and he sure is too meek!

I'm going out bat watching tonight

Jangran99 Mon 18-Mar-19 15:30:38

Sharon is off to climb Snowdon next week
to have a good time and adventure to seek
Back packs and boots at the ready
But it’s the train for me and Eddie

Panache Mon 18-Mar-19 13:05:45

Sharon is off to climb Snowdon next week
to have a good time and adventure to seek
Back packs and boots at the ready

grandtanteJE65 Mon 18-Mar-19 12:26:06

Sharon is off to climb Snowdon next week
to have a good time and adventure to seek

henetha Mon 18-Mar-19 10:26:12

After the Rugby match to beat all others?!
What an amazing Welsh band of brothers!
Waving leeks and daffodills!
Scotland/England tries and spills!!!
Maybe the Welsh have tougher mothers!

Sharon is off to climb Snowdon next week

Jangran99 Sun 17-Mar-19 17:26:58

After the Rugby match to beat all others?!
What an amazing Welsh band of brothers!
Waving leeks and daffodills!
Scotland/England tries and spills!!!

Panache Sun 17-Mar-19 12:18:05

After the Rugby match to beat all others?!
What an amazing Welsh band of brothers!
Waving leeks and daffodills!

henetha Sun 17-Mar-19 10:44:41

After the Rugby match to beat all others?!
What an amazing Welsh band of brothers!

Panache Sun 17-Mar-19 09:36:30

There once was a night of Red Noses
I only watched in small doses
Millions were raised
Some people seemed crazed
The winners sure gave us some poses!

After the Rugby match to beat all others?!

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