They say another cold snap's coming But soon again we’ll hear the bees humming Spring flowers are peeping But the heavens are weeping Yet thank goodness for our efficient plumbing!!!!
These wardens are not ten a penny Why do we need to have any? The push the roller around On already quite plush ground But we couldn't manage without any.
They're trimming the leylandii next door, He's up a ladder now, what a boor, Crash,bang, mission complete Though not very neat His back and arms are quite sore!!!
The family all came for a meal The washing-up their's, that's the deal But would you believe it? With great giggles they flit That great mountain of crockery's unreal.