LIMERICKS 6

There once was a night of Red Noses
I only watched in small doses
Millions were raised
Some people seemed crazed
The winners sure gave us some poses!

After the Rugby match to beat all others?!

After the Rugby match to beat all others?!
What an amazing Welsh band of brothers!

After the Rugby match to beat all others?!
What an amazing Welsh band of brothers!
Waving leeks and daffodills!

After the Rugby match to beat all others?!
What an amazing Welsh band of brothers!
Waving leeks and daffodills!
Scotland/England tries and spills!!!

After the Rugby match to beat all others?!
What an amazing Welsh band of brothers!
Waving leeks and daffodills!
Scotland/England tries and spills!!!
Maybe the Welsh have tougher mothers!

Sharon is off to climb Snowdon next week

Sharon is off to climb Snowdon next week
to have a good time and adventure to seek

Sharon is off to climb Snowdon next week
to have a good time and adventure to seek
Back packs and boots at the ready

Sharon is off to climb Snowdon next week
to have a good time and adventure to seek
Back packs and boots at the ready
But it’s the train for me and Eddie

Sharon is off to climb Snowdon next week
to have a good time and adventure to seek
Back packs and boots at the ready
But it’s the train for me and Eddie
'Cos I'm weak and he sure is too meek!

I'm going out bat watching tonight

I'm going out bat watching tonight
It is my turn to flee well out of sight

I'm going out bat watching tonight
It is my turn to flee well out of sight
I'll make not a sound

I'm going out bat watching tonight
It is my turn to flee well out of sight
I'll make not a sound
As I hide underground

I'm going out bat watching tonight
It is my turn to flee well out of sight
I'll make not a sound
while the bats are around,
and be home by the time it gets light.

Where, oh where did the years all go?

Where, oh where did the years all go?
Let’s celebrate what we have to show

Where, oh where did the years all go?
Let’s celebrate what we have to show
Let's kick up our heels

Where, oh where did the years all go?
Let’s celebrate what we have to show
Let's kick up our heels
Dance a few reels

Where, oh where did the years all go?
Let’s celebrate what we have to show
Let's kick up our heels
Dance a few reels
And continue to go with the flow

There’s a funny old man in our town

There’s a funny old man in our town
Walks about in an old dressing gown

There’s a funny old man in our town
Walks about in an old dressing gown
All the kids take the Mick!!

There’s a funny old man in our town
Walks about in an old dressing gown
All the kids take the Mick!!
'Cos they all think he's thick

There’s a funny old man in our town
Walks about in an old dressing gown
All the kids take the Mick!!
'Cos they all think he's thick
Poor man, for all he does is just frown

However deep within this man has a heart

However deep within this man has a heart
So don't scare him or give him a start!

However deep within this man has a heart
So don't scare him or give him a start!
You could try a nice smile

However deep within this man has a heart
So don't scare him or give him a start!
You could try a nice smile
Which might beguile.

However deep within this man has a heart
So don't scare him or give him a start!
You could try a nice smile
Which might beguile.
And help him feel he's less apart.

But what about old Auntie Nellie!