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LIMERICKS 6

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Jangran99 Sat 02-Mar-19 17:12:48

Next limerick starter!

The best limericks are funny and clever

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Jangran99 Tue 11-Jun-19 08:01:26

I never can make up my mind
I’m just one of the dithering kind
I'll ha and I'll hum

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Bellanonna Tue 11-Jun-19 07:32:42

I never can make up my mind
I’m just one of the dithering kind

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Jangran99 Tue 11-Jun-19 06:29:37

A parrot that spoke in choice words
As he stepped into a small pile of turds,
He said "that`s not my doing"
"So who did that pooing?"I
It must be some pretty queer birds.

I never can make up my mind

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FarNorth Tue 11-Jun-19 01:20:58

A parrot that spoke in choice words
As he stepped into a small pile of turds,
He said "that`s not my doing"
"So who did that pooing?"

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callgirl1 Tue 11-Jun-19 00:24:00

A parrot that spoke in choice words
As he stepped into a small pile of turds,
He said "that`s not my doing"

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Oldandverygrey Mon 10-Jun-19 18:19:51

A parrot that spoke in choice words
As he stepped into a small pile of turds (sorry it sounds rude)!

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willa45 Mon 10-Jun-19 14:09:17

A parrot that spoke in choice words

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willa45 Mon 10-Jun-19 14:07:04

I'm fed-up with Facebook and Twitter
And trolls who are rude and so bitter
Manipulation of truth, plus fake news
Give me a real dose of the blues
And everyone else in a dither

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henetha Mon 10-Jun-19 10:52:38

I'm fed-up with Facebook and Twitter
And trolls who are rude and so bitter
Manipulation of truth, plus fake news
Give me a real dose of the blues

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travelsafar Mon 10-Jun-19 08:13:10

I'm fed-up with Facebook and Twitter
And trolls who are rude and so bitter
Manipulation of truth, plus fake news

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BradfordLass72 Mon 10-Jun-19 03:02:37

I'm fed-up with Facebook and Twitter
And trolls who are rude and so bitter

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Jangran99 Sun 09-Jun-19 23:25:02

He just carried on with his round
Calmly earning his honest pound
His bag got so heavy
He called out to Trev - "Eh!"
"Help mate,then to the pub we'll be bound".

I'm fed-up with Facebook and Twitter

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FarNorth Sun 09-Jun-19 23:07:56

He just carried on with his round
Calmly earning his honest pound
His bag got so heavy
He called out to Trev - "Eh!"

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callgirl1 Sun 09-Jun-19 21:38:40

He just carried on with his round
Calmly earning his honest pound
His bag got so heavy

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Juliet27 Sun 09-Jun-19 21:32:50

He just carried on with his round
Calmly earning his honest pound

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Jangran99 Sun 09-Jun-19 18:10:49

A young at heart pensioner from Bude
Called the postman something terribly rude
But postie stayed cool
He goes by the rule
No point in starting a feud

He just carried on with his round

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crazyH Sun 09-Jun-19 10:56:04

A young at heart pensioner from Bude
Called the postman something terribly rude
But postie stayed cool
He goes by the rule

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FarNorth Sun 09-Jun-19 10:48:27

A young at heart pensioner from Bude
Called the postman something terribly rude
But postie stayed cool

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henetha Sun 09-Jun-19 10:23:32

A young at heart pensioner from Bude
Called the postman something terribly rude

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Juliet27 Sun 09-Jun-19 09:35:11

A homeless dog turned his nose up at my crisp
Perhaps he prefers salt and vinegar, will o' the wisp
Bought the owner a meal deal
maybe the dog will eat his fill
And the man said thank you with a lisp.

A young at heart pensioner from Bude

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travelsafar Sun 09-Jun-19 08:02:36

A homeless dog turned his nose up at my crisp
Perhaps he prefers salt and vinegar, will o' the wisp
Bought the owner a meal deal
maybe the dog will eat his fill

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Juliet27 Sat 08-Jun-19 22:01:56

A homeless dog turned his nose up at my crisp
Perhaps he prefers salt and vinegar, will o' the wisp
Bought the owner a meal deal

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henetha Sat 08-Jun-19 15:52:51

A homeless dog turned his nose up at my crisp
Perhaps he prefers salt and vinegar, will o' the wisp

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Juliet27 Sat 08-Jun-19 14:18:54

There's something hiding in a cave out there
I wonder if it's a big, brown grizzly bear
No, it's Puff the Magic Dragon
With his great big winter coat on
I shall venture in there just for a dare.

A homeless dog turned his nose up at my crisp

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DameJudyClench Sat 08-Jun-19 08:28:22

There's something hiding in a cave out there
I wonder if it's a big, brown grizzly bear
No, it's Puff the Magic Dragon
With his great big winter coat on

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