LIMERICKS 6

There's something hiding in a cave out there
I wonder if it's a big, brown grizzly bear
No, it's Puff the Magic Dragon

There's something hiding in a cave out there
I wonder if it's a big, brown grizzly bear

There's something hiding in a cave out there

There isn't a person in sight
Have they all walked away into the night?
Or got lost in the fog?
Or got bit by a dog
Or run off in a terrible fright!

There isn't a person in sight
Have they all walked away into the night?
Or got lost in the fog?
Or got bit by a dog

There isn't a person in sight
Have they all walked away into the night?
Or got lost in the fog?

There isn't a person in sight
Have they all walked away into the night?

I couldn't like plums if I tried
The skin caught my throat and I cried
They remind me of testes
You mean of your besties ?
Maybe I'll try them deep fried

There isn't a person in sight

I couldn't like plums if I tried
The skin caught my throat and I cried
They remind me of testes
You mean of your besties ?

I couldn't like plums if I tried
The skin caught my throat and I cried
They remind me of testes

I couldn't like plums if I tried
The skin caught my throat and I cried

There was a smart kid lived in Crewe
Who despite an exceptional IQ
Found revising a pain
Was exceedingly vain
And his language was totally blue

I couldn't like plums if I tried

There was a smart kid lived in Crewe
Who despite an exceptional IQ
Found revising a pain
Was exceedingly vain

There was a smart kid lived in Crewe
Who despite an exceptional IQ
Found revising a pain

There was a smart kid lived in Crewe
Who despite an exceptional IQ

The baby was soon sleeping calmly
Despite the weather being barmy
But they ran out of nappies
For peepees and crappies
What a mess where the bairn in the pram lay!I

There was a smart kid lived in Crewe

The baby was soon sleeping calmly
Despite the weather being barmy
But they ran out of nappies
For peepees and crappies

The baby was soon sleeping calmly
Despite the weather being barmy
But they ran out of nappies

The baby was soon sleeping calmly
Despite the weather being barmy

Along came a baby and nappies galore
Sleepless nights, walking the floor
Go and buy him a dummy the poor girl cried
why should I, he said. you haven't even tried
So, at once, she showed him the door.

The baby was soon sleeping calmly

Along came a baby and nappies galore
Sleepless nights, walking the floor
Go and buy him a dummy the poor girl cried
why should I, he said. you haven't even tried

Along came a baby and nappies galore
Sleepless nights, walking the floor
Go and buy him a dummy the poor girl cried

Along came a baby and nappies galore
Sleepless nights, walking the floor

Starting another

Along came a baby and nappies galore

So they got wed and she sat on her throne
While he spent the day high flying a drone
Then off in their yacht
They frolicked a lot
And then realised they were not alone