Limericks 6

There was a headmaster from Bath
Who'd ask, "Are you having a laugh?
I'll give you detention
For things I can't mention
So don't go risking my wrath!

What were the happiest days of your life

There was a headmaster from Bath
Who'd ask, "Are you having a laugh?
I'll give you detention
For things I can't mention

There was a headmaster from Bath
Who'd ask, "Are you having a laugh?
I'll give you detention

There was a headmaster from Bath
Who'd ask, "Are you having a laugh?"

I've kept-up with friends from our school
Those like me who followed the rule
We remember those days
Although mine in a haze
But I think I was the classroom fool.

There was a headmaster from Bath

I've kept-up with friends from our school
Those like me who followed the rule
We remember those days
Although mine in a haze

I've kept-up with friends from our school
Those like me who followed the rule
We remember those days

I've kept-up with friends from our school
Those like me who followed the rule
We email and ‘phone

I've kept-up with friends from our school
Those like me who followed the rule

I enjoy all these fun games on Gransnet
I'm supposed to have brains, but yet
I find that I'm failing
Solutions not nailing
No matter, many virtual pals I've met!

I've kept-up with friends from our school

I enjoy all the fun games on Gransnet
I'm supposed to have brains, but yet
I find that I'm failing
Solutions not nailing

I enjoy all the fun games on Gransnet
I'm supposed to have brains, but yet
I find that I'm failing

I enjoy all the fun games on Gransnet
I'm supposed to have brains, but yet

I am looking forward to the giant crossword
And in order not to look a complete nerd
General knowledge, ok not cryptic
Or looking for the spelling of tryptych
With a martini which is shaken, not stirred.

I enjoy all these fun games on Gransnet

I am looking forward to the giant crossword
And in order not to look a complete nerd
General knowledge, ok not cryptic
Or looking for the spelling of tryptych

I'm looking forward to the giant crossword
And in order not to look a complete Nerd
General knowledge ok, not cryptic

I'm looking forward to the giant crossword
And in order not to look a complete Nerd

She could start by cleaning the loo
To the point where there's no hint of poo
That's first on my list
That mustn't be missed
And then there are more enjoyable things to do.

I'm looking forward to the giant crossword

She could start by cleaning the loo
To the point where there's no hint of poo (sorry)
That's first on my list
That mustn't be missed

She could start by cleaning the loo
To the point where there's no hint of poo (sorry)
That's first on my list

She could start by cleaning the loo
To the point where there's no hint of poo (sorry)

I wish that I liked housework
Instead it`s something I shirk
I`ll pick up a duster
That`s all I can muster
A cleaner would be a nice perk

She could start by cleaning the loo

I wish that I liked housework
Instead it's something I shirk
I’ll pick up a duster
That's all I can muster

I wish that I liked housework
Instead it's something I shirk
I’ll pick up a duster

I wish that I liked housework
Instead it's something I shirk