Oh no, there's the dratted alarm It's shattered my illusion of calm Must I get out of bed? Feeeling sick and bad head What the heck,I’ll stay where I am.
I’ll just have to go to the doctor If my corns don't heal with a plaster I am hobbling around Dragging feet on the ground Because I can't go any faster
Talking of fame, seen Melania’s dress?! Personally I think it's a bit of a mess A tribute it’s not If I was a man, I'd think she's hot Why she stays with him I just can’t guess!
But football's not really my game And despite all, I feel the same I've really gone off sport Except as a last resort Does it really warrant all that fame?
Two football teams in Madrid I bet on Liverpool with a few quid I hope you won a bob or two Nope, I’m a Spurs fan - boo! And I'm proud of everything they did.