Limericks 6

She isn't normally this reckless
So undecided and feckless
She married in haste

She isn't normally this reckless
So undecided and feckless

My neighbour went on a blind date
Though she's not sure she needed a mate
So when she met the fellow
She was his at hello
Let's just happily call it fate.

She isn't normally this reckless

My neighbour went on a blind date
Though she's not sure she needed a mate
So when she met the fellow
She was his at Hello

My neighbour went on a blind date
Though she's not sure she needed a mate
So when she met the fellow

My neighbour went on a blind date
Though she's not sure she needed a mate

Oh no, I'm starting a new one again!
For these verses I've got quite a yen
They're pithy and clever,
Let's go on for ever
I'm giving them ten out of ten?

My neighbour went on a blind date

Oh no, I'm starting a new one again!
For these verses I've got quite a yen
They're pithy and clever,
Let's go on for ever

Oh no, I'm starting a new one again!
For these verses I've got quite a yen
They're pithy and clever

Oh no, I'm starting a new one again!
For these verses I've got quite a yen

A strange man just knocked at my door
I'm expecting politicians no more
I glared through the spy-hole
And there was a bean-pole
I donated - he was looking so poor.

Oh no, I'm starting a new one again!

A strange man just knocked at my door
I'm expecting politicians no more
I glared through the spy-hole
And there was a bean-pole

A strange man just knocked at my door
I'm expecting politicians no more
I glared through the spy-hole

A strange man just knocked at my door
I'm expecting politicians no more

Oh dear, my mind has gone blank
I feel as thick as a plank
I need a strong coffee
As sweet as a toffee
I’m losing the plot to be frank

A strange man just knocked at my door

Oh dear, my mind has gone blank
I feel as thick as a plank
I need a strong coffee
As sweet as a toffee

Oh dear, my mind has gone blank
I feel as thick as a plank
I need a strong coffee

Oh dear, my mind has gone blank
I feel as thick as a plank

A large politician called Kim
Thinks everything’s all about him
He’ll create a blast
Trump will be aghast
That the man has gone out on a limb.

Oh dear, my mind has gone blank

A large politician called Kim
Thinks everything’s all about him
He’ll create a blast
Trump will be aghast

A large politician called Kim
Thinks everything’s all about him
He’ll create a blast

A large politician called Kim
Thinks everything’s all about him

Just been FaceTiming my son in Oz
I needed to chat to the dear boy because
I miss him so much
We must keep in touch
But can’t blame him for moving across

A large politician called Kim

Just been FaceTiming my son in Oz
I needed to chat to the dear boy because
I miss him so much
We must keep in touch

Just been FaceTiming my son in Oz
I needed to chat to the dear boy because
I miss him so much