Limericks 6

Firstly an architect of some renown
Planning applications caused many a frown
'Cos his buildings were vast
And plans rarely got passed
His thinking "From small acorns big oaks are grown"

His wife though had quite differing plans

Firstly an architect of some renown
Planning applications caused many a frown
'Cos his buildings were vast
And plans rarely got passed

Firstly an architect of some renown
Planning applications caused many a frown
'Cos his buildings were vast

Firstly an architect of some renown
Planning applications caused many a frown

Her uncle's too clever by half
He can yodel while working on maths
His main aim to fame
was as a tremendous pantomime dame
Tho`never allowed to follow that path

Firstly an architect of some renown

Her uncle's too clever by half
He can yodel while working on maths
His main aim to fame
was as a tremendous pantomime dame

Her uncle's too clever by half
He can yodel while working on maths
His main aim to fame

Her uncle's too clever by half
He can yodel while working on maths

However when she first left her school
She was considered nobody's fool
With a GCSE in technology
I reckon her philosphy
to exercise her brain is so cool.

Her uncle's too clever by half

However when she first left her school
She was considered nobody's fool
With a GCSE in technology
I reckon her philosophy

However when she first left her school
She was considered nobody's fool
With a GCSE in technology

However when she first left her school
She was considered nobody's fool

His sister's a terrible scatterbrain
Who can't even recall her own name,
so we call her "Hey, you"
it works just the same,
Not very much is this claim to fame!!

However when she first left her school

His sister's a terrible scatterbrain
Who can't even recall her own name,
so we call her "Hey, you"
it works just the same,

His sister's a terrible scatterbrain
Who can't even recall her own name

Not like his brother, that old lazybones
Whistling and singing in gravelly tones
Lying back in his bed
But he is newly wed
He's finding new erogenous zones!

His sister's a terrible scatterbrain

Not like his brother, that old lazybones
Whistling and singing in gravelly tones,
Lying back in his bed
But he is newly wed

Not like his brother, that old lazybones
Whistling and singing in gravelly tones,
Lying back in his bed

Not like his brother, that old lazybones
Whistling and singing in gravelly tones,

Never mind, he'll ask the clever-clogs from Cleethorpes
To fill in his bank balance - before he becomes a corpse!
He was fairly wealthy
Fortunately also healthy
So much so, he does somersaults!

Not like his brother, that old lazybones

Never mind, he'll ask the clever-clogs from Cleethorpes
To fill in his bank balance - before he becomes a corpse!
He was fairly wealthy
Fortunately also healthy

Never mind, he'll ask the clever-clogs from Cleethorpes
To fill in his bank balance - before he becomes a corpse!
He was fairly wealthy

Never mind, he'll ask the clever-clogs from Cleethorpes
To fill in his bank balance - before he becomes a corpse!

Their uncle, the cheapskate from Chester
Was seeking a wealthy investor
So he popped in the bank
Whereupon his heart sank
Upon his low balance his mind will fester.

Never mind, he'll ask the clever-clogs from Cleethorpes

Theit uncle, the cheapskate from Chester
Was seeking a wealthy investor
So he popped in the bank
whereupon his heart sank