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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 03-Mar-19 09:52:04

Shall we start a new one?

This old quizzer wants to win big

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 12-Apr-19 15:31:14

Now that terrible rascal from Ripon
Is even worse with his new hip on
A band leader of a fashion
Deep Purple, that's his passion

Panache Fri 12-Apr-19 11:28:10

Now that terrible rascal from Ripon
Is even worse with his new metal hip on
A band leader of a fashion

henetha Fri 12-Apr-19 10:40:51

Now that terrible rascal from Ripon
Is even worse with his new metal hip on

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 11-Apr-19 17:16:56

Whilst stoking the embers there was espied
But Gadzooks! for the slab he was too wide
Forsooth! A belly so fat!
From his mouth he spat
If I tip up the side will he slide?

Now that terrible rascal from Ripon

Panache Thu 11-Apr-19 14:30:11

Whilst stoking the embers there was espied
But Gadzooks! for the slab he was too wide
Forsooth! A belly so fat!
From his mouth he spat!

henetha Thu 11-Apr-19 10:17:32

Whilst stoking the embers there was espied
But Gadzooks! for the slab he was too wide
Forsooth! A belly so fat!

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 10-Apr-19 15:42:55

Whilst stoking the embers there was espied
But Gadzooks! for the slab he was too wide

Panache Wed 10-Apr-19 10:48:50

Forsooth! The free-thinker from Fakenham
A long time to decide it has taken 'em
He just can't think straight
'Cos too much junk he has ate
Whilst sadly he ends up on a slab in the crem

Whilst stoking the embers there was espied

henetha Wed 10-Apr-19 10:30:13

Forsooth! The free-thinker from Fakenham
A long time to decide it has taken 'em
He just can't think straight
'Cos too much junk he has ate

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 10-Apr-19 09:21:40

Forsooth! The free-thinker from Fakenham
A long time to decide it has taken 'em
He just can't think straight

BradfordLass72 Wed 10-Apr-19 04:21:49

Forsooth! The free-thinker from Fakenham
A long time to decide it has taken 'em

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 09-Apr-19 15:56:30

Then came the vicar from down below
'Gor blimey, look at this, what ho?'
A fine kettle of fish
in the communion dish
For the roof we need much more dough.

Forsooth! The free-thinker from Fakenham

Panache Tue 09-Apr-19 10:29:24

Then came the vicar from down below
"Gor blimey. look at this, what ho?"
A fine kettle of fish
in the communion dish

henetha Tue 09-Apr-19 10:17:24

Then came the vicar from down below
"Gor blimey. look at this, what ho?"
A fine kettle of fish

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 08-Apr-19 14:34:33

Then came the vicar from down below
"Gor blimey. look at this, what ho?"

Panache Mon 08-Apr-19 13:08:41

Though the flibbertigibbet from Flitwick
Was rather prone "in just taking the mick"
But he tripped up one day
When he joined the affray
Ending up feeling more than just a bit sick!!

Then came the vicar from down below

BradfordLass72 Mon 08-Apr-19 11:25:30

Though the flibbertigibbet from Flitwick
Was rather prone "in just taking the mick"
But he tripped up one day
When he joined the affray

henetha Mon 08-Apr-19 10:24:39

Though the flibbertigibbet from Flitwick
Was rather prone "in just taking the mick"
But he tripped up one day

Panache Sun 07-Apr-19 15:13:42

Though the flibbertigibbet from Flitwick
Was rather prone "in just taking the mick"

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 07-Apr-19 14:28:54

Because that blabbermouth from Blackburn
Forgot her directions when supposed to turn
So she stayed on the ring road
When heading for her abode
Though for the party she really did yearn.

Though the flibbertigibbet from Flitwick

Panache Sun 07-Apr-19 11:19:40

Because that blabbermouth from Blackburn
Forgot her directions when supposed to turn
So she stayed on the ring road
When heading for her abode

henetha Sun 07-Apr-19 10:40:49

Because that blabbermouth from Blackburn
Forgot her directions when supposed to turn
So she stayed on the ring road

Panache Sat 06-Apr-19 16:55:20

Because that blabbermouth from Blackburn
Forgot her directions when supposed to turn

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 06-Apr-19 16:18:59

So Flossie the fairy turned sixty
Who was inclined to be rather ditzy
A party was thrown that went on all night
All were sozzled by morning light
What went on - stays at the Ritzy!

Because that blabbermouth from Blackburn

henetha Sat 06-Apr-19 10:09:53

So Flossie the Fairy turned sixty
Who was inclined to be rather ditzy
A party was thrown that went on all night,
All were sozzled by morning light

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