Limericks 6

Outside treats are duly up my street
The flowers trees and birds are very neat

Ballroom dancing has its place
As a way to keep fit it's really 'naice'
Trouble is, I've two left feet
I just can't seem to keep to the beat
However as they say,watch this space!!

Outside treats are duly up my street

Ballroom dancing has its place
As a way to keep fit it's really 'naice'
Trouble is, I've two left feet
I just can't seem to keep to the beat

Ballroom dancing has its place
As a way to keep fit it's really 'naice'
Trouble is, I've two left feet

Ballroom dancing has its place
As a way to keep fit it's really 'naice'

Maria's good at the Argentinian tango
Whilst is still learning the fandango
Her frilly skirt's all of a swirl
Goodness, gracious, what a girl!
She has much more than Quick,quick,slow!!

Ballroom dancing has its place

Maria's good at the Argentinian tango
Whilst is still learning the fandango
Her frilly skirt's all of a swirl
Goodness, gracious, what a girl!

Maria's good at the Argentinian tango
Whilst is still learning the fandango
Her frilly skirt's all of a swirl

Maria`s good at the Argentinian tango
Whilst is still learning the fandango

Whilst down in the harbour the boats are ready
The's seas's choppy today so take it steady
The waves are towering out in the ocean
"Oh no, man overboard!" cried the bo'son,
"Throw him a lifebelt" cried Captain Teddy!

Maria's good at the Argentinian tango

Whilst down in the harbour the boats are ready
The's seas's choppy today so take it steady
The waves are towering out in the ocean
"Oh no, man overboard!" cried the bo'son

Whilst down in the harbour the boats are ready
The sea's choppy today so take it steady
The waves are towering out in the ocean

Whilst down in the harbour the boats are ready
The sea's choppy today so take it steady

Meanwhile, a young painter from Lowestoft
Was always jolly except when he coughed
His daubs were sublime
and finished on time
His masterpieces were not to be scoffed

Whilst down in the Harbour the boats are ready

Meanwhile, a young painter from Lowestoft
Was always jolly except when he coughed
His daubs were sublime
and finished on time

Meanwhile, a young painter from Lowestoft
Was always jolly except when he coughed
His daubs were sublime

Meanwhile, a young painter from Lowestoft
Was always quite jolly except when he coughed

Now Carol's showing off a different figure
She used to be slim, now she's much bigger
Loads of vitamins and the gym?
Obviously out to please a HIM?
She looks good so let's not snigger.

Meanwhile, a young painter from Lowestoft

Now Carol's showing off a different figure
She used to be slim, now she's much bigger
Loads of vitamins and the gym?
Obviously out to please a HIM?

Now Carol's showing off a different figure
She used to be slim, now she's much bigger
Loads of vitamins and the gym?

Now Carol's showing off a different figure,
She used to be slim, now she's much bigger

However so determined to learn
For those top marks at maths she did yearn
Tutors at her side day by day
At work, rest and play
The candle at both ends she'd burn.

Now Carol's showing off a different figure

However so determined to learn
For those top marks at maths she did yearn
Tutors at her side day by day
At work, rest and play

However so determined to learn
For those top marks at maths she did yearn
Tutors at her side day by day

However so determined to learn
For those top marks at maths she did yearn