Gosh, these limerick writers are so clever At least there are those that truly endeavour A few well chosen words Witty, perhaps absurd, At least to try is better than never.
The mere thought of a cruise right now The sea, luxury cabin and chow Far away from chilly Britain Still wearing a woollen mitten Let's get one booked, right now.
The Spice Girls are back in the news They seem to be singing the blues Laughing all the way to the bank So it's us they should thank For all their rich pickings and a cruise!
I've been told that I drink too much tea Is this why I endlessly wee? I don't know, suppose it might be I guess there's one way to see Make an 'in' and 'out' chart - that's the key.
The moorland, such a picture of heather A bright purple haze amidst rainy weather But if you fall in a bog With the area smothered in fog You'll get to the end of your tether.