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Limericks 6

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 03-Mar-19 09:52:04

Shall we start a new one?

This old quizzer wants to win big

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crazyH Sat 22-Jun-19 10:29:48

There was a young bowler from Somerset
I'm almost sure he was a Vet

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henetha Sat 22-Jun-19 10:05:29

I've taken up bowling, but I'm not very good
I only go there to see that dude
If I'm lucky I'll strike it
If no improvement I'll quit
And do something boring like chopping up wood.

There was a young bowler from Somerset

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 22-Jun-19 07:45:41

I've taken up bowling, but I'm not very good
I only go there to see that dude
If I'm lucky I'll strike it
If no improvement I'll quit

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Juliet27 Fri 21-Jun-19 23:46:17

I've taken up bowling, but I'm not very good
I only go there to see that dude
If I'm lucky I'll strike it

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Juliet27 Fri 21-Jun-19 23:43:47

Ha ha Jan...snap yet again!! We’ll use yours.

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Juliet27 Fri 21-Jun-19 23:42:39

I've taken up bowling, but I'm not very good
I only go there to see that dude
If I could just score

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Jangran99 Fri 21-Jun-19 23:40:33

I've taken up bowling, but I'm not very good
I only go there to see that dude
If I'm lucky I'll strike it

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crazyH Fri 21-Jun-19 19:49:28

I've taken up bowling, but I'm not very good
I only go there to see that dude

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2old4hotpants Fri 21-Jun-19 19:15:26

We've all been there, haven't we,
Fallen for a chap then found he wasn't free
For a while we pined
On chaise reclined
But there's plenty more fish in the sea.

I've taken up bowling, but I'm not very good

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FarNorth Fri 21-Jun-19 18:56:00

We've all been there, haven't we,
Fallen for a chap then found he wasn't free
For a while we pined
On chaise reclined

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Juliet27 Fri 21-Jun-19 16:14:27

We've all been there, haven't we,
Fallen for a chap then found he wasn't free
For a while we pined

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henetha Fri 21-Jun-19 14:40:11

We've all been there, haven't we,
Fallen for a chap then found he wasn't free

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crazyH Fri 21-Jun-19 14:20:55

But I wasn't born yesterday
And I kept his seduction at bay
Went home on my own
Took his name off my phone
And now I have no one to 'make hay'.

We've all been there, haven't we,

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Jangran99 Fri 21-Jun-19 14:15:52

But I wasn't born yesterday
And I kept his seduction at bay
Went home on my own
Took his name off my phone

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grandtanteJE65 Fri 21-Jun-19 11:25:31

But I wasn't born yesterday
And I kept his seduction at bay
Went home on my own

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Bellanonna Fri 21-Jun-19 10:39:19

But I wasn't born yesterday
And I kept his seduction at bay

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 21-Jun-19 08:09:48

I once had a date with Ted
Can you guess where that all led?
Up the garden path
In order to share a bath
"Come into my parlour!" he said.

But I wasn't born yesterday

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callgirl1 Thu 20-Jun-19 21:51:46

I once had a date with Ted
Can you guess where that all led
Up the garden path
In order to share a bath

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Juliet27 Thu 20-Jun-19 20:30:15

I once had a date with Ted
Can you guess where that all led
Up the garden path

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Jangran99 Thu 20-Jun-19 18:20:55

I once had a date with Ted
Can you guess where that all led

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Grannyknot Thu 20-Jun-19 18:13:19

I once had a date with Ted

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Grannyknot Thu 20-Jun-19 18:11:36

There once was a man called Iscariot
He owned a wonderful chariot
I thought he would offer me a ride
But he didn't, and so I cried
And turned my attentions to Lancelot.

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2old4hotpants Thu 20-Jun-19 16:54:57

There once was a man called Iscariot
He owned a wonderful chariot
I thought he would offer me a ride
But he didn't, and so I cried

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crazyH Thu 20-Jun-19 16:38:07

There once was a man called Iscariot
He owned a wonderful chariot
I thought he would offer me a ride

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 20-Jun-19 16:17:48

There once was a man called Iscariot
He owned a wonderful chariot

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