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Limericks 6

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 03-Mar-19 09:52:04

Shall we start a new one?

This old quizzer wants to win big

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Grannyknot Thu 20-Jun-19 16:13:44

There once was a man called Iscariot

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Grannyknot Thu 20-Jun-19 16:12:44

Sorry this is what I meant to write! grin

There once was a dragon and he was so shy
And no one knew why
But fire he blew
And everyone flew
To have him warm up their pies!

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Grannyknot Thu 20-Jun-19 16:11:12

There once was a dragon and he was so shy
And no one knew why
But fire he blew
And everyone knew

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2old4hotpants Thu 20-Jun-19 10:20:52

Just looked out of the window and saw the sun
While eating a homemade bun
Quick! On with the sun dress
Slap sun-cream on, what a mess
I so hope the summer at last has begun

There once was a dragon and he was so shy

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henetha Thu 20-Jun-19 09:46:14

Just looked out of the window and saw the sun
While eating a homemade bun
Quick! On with the sun dress
Slap sun-cream on, what a mess

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 20-Jun-19 09:33:53

Just looked out of the window and saw the sun
While eating a homemade bun
Quick! On with the sun dress

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Grany Thu 20-Jun-19 09:01:36

Just looked out of the window and saw the sun
While eating a homemade bun

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crazyH Thu 20-Jun-19 08:02:45

Oh why can't I fall asleep
I'm sick of the sight of these sheep
Four hours I've had
For some, that's not bad
But seriously, I'm so tired I could weep

Just looked out of the window and saw the sun

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Jangran99 Thu 20-Jun-19 07:33:12

Oh why can't I fall asleep
I'm sick of the sight of these sheep
Four hours I've had
For some, that's not bad

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crazyH Thu 20-Jun-19 05:51:42

Oh why can't I fall asleep
I'm sick of the sight of these sheep
Four hours I've had

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BradfordLass72 Thu 20-Jun-19 05:44:50

Oh why can't I fall asleep
I'm sick of the sight of these sheep

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crazyH Thu 20-Jun-19 01:05:47

A film star has been to our town
With autograph books, we ran down
We begged for our selfies
He looked so damned healthy
I then realised he was the clown.

Oh why can't I fall asleep

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callgirl1 Thu 20-Jun-19 00:35:02

A film star has been to our town
With autograph books, we ran down
We begged for our selfies
He looked so damned healthy

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Jangran99 Thu 20-Jun-19 00:03:22

A film star has been to our town
With autograph books, we ran down
We begged for our 'selfies'

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crazyH Wed 19-Jun-19 23:37:20

A film star has been to our town
With autograph books, we ran down

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callgirl1 Wed 19-Jun-19 23:33:22

I'm feeling sorry for my old man
He got knocked over by an ice cream van
He fell on his cornet
And shouted "that`s torn it"
My day isn`t going to plan

A film star has been to our town

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2old4hotpants Wed 19-Jun-19 23:21:26

I’m feeling sorry for my old man
He got knocked over by an ice cream van
He fell on his cornet
And shouted "that's torn it"

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Jangran99 Wed 19-Jun-19 23:13:53

I’m feeling sorry for my old man
He got knocked over by an ice cream vanI
He fell on his cornet

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2old4hotpants Wed 19-Jun-19 22:58:08

I’m feeling sorry for my old man
He got knocked over by an ice cream van

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Jangran99 Wed 19-Jun-19 20:56:40

So I've sent for a roofer from Bristol
He tells me that all call him Will
Now he's up on the tiles
He'd travelled miles
Seems he’s wanted as far away as Brazil

I’m feeling sorry for my old man

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 19-Jun-19 19:37:05

So I've sent for a roofer from Bristol
He tells me that all call him Will
Now he's up on the tiles
He'd travelled miles

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Jangran99 Wed 19-Jun-19 18:28:43

So I've sent for a roofer from Bristol
He tells me they all call him Will
Now he’s up on the tiles

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crazyH Wed 19-Jun-19 17:22:03

So I've sent for a roofer from Bristol
He tells me they all call him Will

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henetha Wed 19-Jun-19 17:01:48

The rain is coming through my roof
I tried to soak it up with my loof
But it was flowing too fast
drat, blimey and blast!
Neighbours won't help, they're too aloof.

So I've sent for a roofer from Bristol

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grandtanteJE65 Wed 19-Jun-19 16:01:34

The rain is coming through my roof
I tried to soak it up with my loof
But it was flowing too fast
drat, blimey and blast!

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