Grandpa wanted to get down with the kids But crawling on all fours his doctor forbids So he kicked a ball about But he fell on his snout And saw his career on the skids
Grandpa wanted to get down with the kids But crawling on all fours his doctor forbids So he kicked a ball about But he fell on his snout The dental work cost him hundreds of quids
I saw an old lady in luminous green In front of a mirror and starting to preen Twisting this way and that Does this make me look fat? No but definitely you'd be one to be seen
Then bumptious Bertie from Baldock Was renowned for talking poppycock Said ,”That is non U”, He answered "Pooh, pooh." And played with his long silver locks.