Limericks 6

I went on holiday to Broadstairs
Alas, on the beach there were no chairs
So I took off my hat
And on it I sat
I bravely ignored all the glares.

Then bumptious Bertie from Baldock

I went on a holiday to Broadstairs
Alas, on the beach there were no chairs
So I took off my hat
And on it I sat

I went on a holiday to Broadstairs
Alas, on the beach there were no chairs

Once upon a time in Limerick
I met a guy who was very slick
I fell for his charms
Melted into his arms
But his deodorant made me feel sick

I went on a holiday to Broadstairs

Once upon a time in Limerick
I met a guy who was very slick
I fell for his charms
Melted into his arms

Once upon a time in Limerick
I met a guy who was very slick
I fell for his charms

Once upon a time in Limerick
I met a guy who was very slick

Oops sorry beigecardi I thought I had to start a new line! Thanks for reposting mine - repeated below for ease!

Once upon a time in Limerick

Oh I wish I could have a new knee
With a life long guarantee
The one I have has past its use by date
No other choice but to eliminate
But with a new one I could climb up that tree.

Once upon a time in Limerick

Once upon a time in Limerick

Oh I wish I could have a new knee
With a life long guarantee
The one I have has past it's use-by date
No other choice but to eliminate.

Oh I wish I could have a new knee
With a life long guarantee
The one I have has past it's use-by date

Oh I wish I could have a new knee
With a life long guarantee

in a split second we added a line together!! Let’s go with yours 2old4hotpants

Oh I wish I could have a new knee
It’s painfully arthritic you see

Oh I wish I could have a new knee
With a life long guarantee

Just washed my hair, but lo and behold
The new shampoo that I was sold
Frothed up so much
The bubbles were such
Henceforth I shall not be so bold

Oh I wish I could have a new knee

Just washed my hair, but lo and behold
The new shampoo that I was sold
Frothed up so much
The bubbles were such

Just washed my hair, but lo and behold
The new shampoo that I was sold
Frothed up so much

Just washed my hair, but lo and behold
The new shampoo that I was sold

Should be lo and behold, I think. Feel free to correct me

There once was an innocent granny
Who searched every nook & cranny
But I don’t know for what
Though she panicked a lot
And then realised she had given it to Danny.

Just washed my hair, but low and behold

There once was an innocent granny
Who searched every nook & cranny
But I don’t know for what
Though she panicked a lot

There once was an innocent granny
Who searched every nook cranny
But I don’t know for what

There once was an innocent granny
Who searched every nook cranny