Gransnet Summmer Jamboree ????

Camomile tea

Brioches

Apple juice

Zabaglione

Yawns (such a lot of fun now really tired)

X-rated behaviour?

I meant that you were most welcome to swing in through the trees and surprise us Rufus ( you are already in our meadow eating all our food! ?)Bring some cooked prawns from your barby/barbie ?Yummy.
We don’t mind a drop of rain, we have all weather gear.?

Wasp swatter......our jam sarnies are attracting them??
With your current "summer" all their nests must be flooded!
I'm not a DH so I thought I was already invited, but thanks again!
And on second thoughts it not my back I'll be worried about! Currently I'm wallowing in heaps of nostalgia in MacArthur Park; why not join me? You can leave all your Jamboree cakes out in the rain, except ,of course, the ones you've put on one side for my imminent birthday! You're too kind!

Of course Rufus you are most welcome, but do be careful swinging through the silver birches, you could put your back out.We do have a gate to our meadow, you could have a swing on that if you like?Far safer!

Wasp swatter......our jam sarnies are attracting them????????

Vanilla ice cream

Unsalted peanuts

Queens crowns/coronets crown......we could all wear one, even Rufus.
I thought I could hear my name being taken in vain!
Remember, I wasn't born yesterday and au fait with all your feminine wiles. I'll be wearing my army-surplus tin hat complete with camouflage netting as I come swinging out of those trees singing "I'm the King of the Jungle"; after all there might be a welcoming party armed soup ladles and stale rock cakes.
Btw. could you please leave my doggy bags of left-overs by the 5-bar gate; I assume the English meadow has one?
Thank you!

Tofu?

Salted peanuts

Ricotta

Red eyes?

Queens crowns/coronets ......we could all wear one
(Even Rufus)

Pasta (cold for breakfast)

Onion bhajis

Night stars

Mulligatawny soup

Lager (and lemonade for shandies)

Krispy Kremes

Junket (ugh! But some people like it)

Indigestion☹️ (too much trifle)