Towns, Villages in uk with funny names

We live in Rotten End

Legs55 - as a teenager I used to spend all my summer holidays in Haselbury Plucknett with a friend who lived there. Have always wanted to go back and see it. Happy days!

Following on from your post Diggindoris, another couple French names, in Sussex "Herstmonceux" so near Battle, I really like to think of them bowling over from Normandy and naming it there and then, well after they'd got the battle out of the way. Also in Sussex "Hurstpierpoint"

In Essex just down the road from where my husband comes from "Theydon Bois" the Bois has evolved into "Boys" over the centuries, but I still say Bois to which my husband tells me "that's wrong" and I just retaliate "no you're wrong" and on and on we go, till one of us gets fed up "Hainault" nearby which happily remains Hainault or possibly 'aynort, if like my late father in law "Hs" are there to be dropped

Upper and Lower Slaughter in the Cotswolds

New Invention....Shropshire.

Lord Hereford's Knob.
It's a mountain in Wales. ?
Knockin in Shropshire.....guess what the village shop is called.

How about Nempnett Thrubwell, near Bristol?

Dead Mans Green (grave) Staffs

A couple of friends live in Loggerheads, Staffs

King swin Ford

We live in Northern Ireland and travel south to West Cork every summer. On the way we pass signs for Borris in Ossary and Horse and Jockey! Before the motorway, on the way to Dublin we would pass Termafeckin.

We are all big kids at heart.

Diggind- funny when English towns have names which say the same twice, representing different invading groups- like Houghton-on-the-Hill (High town (french) on the hill)

Upper Dicker and Lower Dicker, The Dicker... Hailsham.

Brilliant names?
So much sadness and hard times for so many, wanted something to make people smile and perhaps a little chuckle?

My next village is Layer de la Haye. Not many French names in UK.

In Kent again, Heart’s Delight and Paramour Street (a village)

CrazyH Ramsbottom - known locally as tupps arse

An early boyfriend lived in Pratts Bottom - he was, too....

Haslebury Plunknett (I did proof read but missed this). Full of good, healthy country smells

I used to live not too far from Ryme Intrinseca & Hslebury Plucknett

Wetwang, Richard Whitley of Countdown fame was Mayor at one time

Idle once a Village but now a suburb of Bradford, best known for it's Working Mens Club

My in-laws lived in Haslebury Plucknet years ago, smelt of cow dung.

Here's some more:

Bell End - Worcestershire
Baggy Bottom - Herts
Twatt - Orkney
Nob End - South Lancashire
Scratchey Bottom Dorset
Bitchfield - Lincs

Yeah definitely have to move if I lived in any of those places, the humiliation would be just too great

Wittering, which I understand is situated on the Manhood peninsula ?. I stand to be corrected!

Tiddlywink .....a small pretty village in Wiltshire.