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Limericks 7

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Juliet27 Fri 21-Jun-19 17:05:30

As wed reached the max on LIMERICKS 6 I'm starting this new one with its last entry

We're moving stuff for carpet laying
Must get it done, no more delaying
Husband's complaining
The effort’s so draining
Hope worth it for all that we're paying

Now that Limerick rhythm was great!

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 07-Aug-19 22:50:20

I don't feel like brushing my teeth tonight
So I'll skip it they'll be alright
Into the glass jar they go

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 07-Aug-19 22:49:22

I don't feel like brushing my teeth tonight
Even though they look a terrible sight

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Grany Wed 07-Aug-19 22:48:27

I don't feel like brushing my teeth tonight
So I'll skip it they'll be alright

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crazyH Wed 07-Aug-19 22:45:59

Fred once thought he`d eat a raw turnip
He offered me a bite, water I had to sip
It tasted weird
Just as I feared
No more will that thing pass my lip(s).

I don't feel like brushing my teeth tonight

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Grannycool52 Wed 07-Aug-19 22:43:28

Fred once thought he'd eat a raw turnip
He offered me a bite, water I'd to sip
It tasted weird
Just as I feared
It caused my stomach to burn up.

Fred owns a restaurant in Stirling

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callgirl1 Wed 07-Aug-19 22:04:42

Fred once thought he`d eat a raw turnip
He offered me a bite, water I had to sip
It tasted weird
Just as I feared

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 07-Aug-19 20:35:06

Fred once thought he'd eat a raw turnip
He offered me a bite, water I had to sip
It tasted weird

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crazyH Wed 07-Aug-19 18:17:55

Fred once thought he'd eat a raw turnip
He offered me a bite, water I had to sip

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FarNorth Wed 07-Aug-19 18:12:15

The woman next door is in her bikini
From where Im standing it looks a bit teeny
She`s sitting in a paddling pool
Right next door to the school
And has on her head a cute beanie.

Fred once thought he'd eat a raw turnip

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callgirl1 Wed 07-Aug-19 17:45:30

The woman next door is in her bikini
From where Im standing it looks a bit teeny
She`s sitting in a paddling pool
Right next door to the school

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Grannycool52 Wed 07-Aug-19 16:25:39

The woman next door is in her bikini
From where I'm standing it looks a bit teeny
She's sitting in a paddling pool

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Oldandverygrey Wed 07-Aug-19 11:20:09

The woman next door is in her bikini
From where I'm standing it looks a bit teeny

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henetha Wed 07-Aug-19 11:14:36

Why am I still all cosy in bed?
When 'Rise and Shine' is what I just said
I'm lethargic and lazy
My brain's gone all hazy
So I'll stay here all day with my Ted.

The woman next door is in her bikini

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 07-Aug-19 09:20:18

Why am I still all cosy in bed?
When 'Rise and Shine' is what I just said
I'm lethargic and lazy
My brain's gone all hazy

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crazyH Wed 07-Aug-19 09:17:16

Why am I still all cosy in bed
When 'Rise and Shine' is what I just said
I'm lethargic and lazy

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FarNorth Wed 07-Aug-19 09:08:20

Why am I still all cosy in bed
When 'Rise and Shine' is what I just said

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crazyH Wed 07-Aug-19 08:57:28

I love the challenge of finding a rhyme.
Finding the right word is a feeling sublime
But metre's important
So says my great aunt
As long as it amuses, I don't care a dime.

Why am I still all cosy in bed

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Jangran99 Wed 07-Aug-19 08:09:22

I love the challenge of finding a rhyme.
Finding the right word is a feeling sublime
But metre's important
So says my great aunt

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BradfordLass72 Wed 07-Aug-19 02:58:32

I love the challenge of finding a rhyme.
Finding the right word is a feeling sublime
But metre's important

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Amagran Wed 07-Aug-19 01:57:01

I love the challenge of finding a rhyme.
Finding the right word is a feeling sublime

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 07-Aug-19 01:05:27

I'm hooked on these limericks, they keep me going
I'd sooner write these, than do the mowing
So long as we're true to the shape
Avoiding lots of red tape
I will find the words, to keep them flowing.

I love the challenge of finding a rhyme.

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FarNorth Tue 06-Aug-19 23:44:40

I'm hooked on these limericks, they keep me going
I'd sooner write these, than do the mowing
So long as we're true to the shape
Avoiding lots of red tape

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Jangran99 Tue 06-Aug-19 23:41:38

I'm hooked on these limericks, they keep me going
I'd sooner write these, than do the mowing
So long as we're true to the shape

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 06-Aug-19 22:41:50

I'm hooked on these limericks, they keep me going
I'd sooner write these, than do the mowing

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crazyH Tue 06-Aug-19 22:28:30

Believing cash could buy her dreams
Her credit card bill brought her screams
She now scrimps and scrapes
Living only on crepes
And a packet of custard creams.

I'm hooked on these limericks, they keep me going

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