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Juliet27 Fri 21-Jun-19 17:05:30

As wed reached the max on LIMERICKS 6 I'm starting this new one with its last entry

We're moving stuff for carpet laying
Must get it done, no more delaying
Husband's complaining
The effort’s so draining
Hope worth it for all that we're paying

Now that Limerick rhythm was great!

Amagran Sat 13-Jul-19 09:00:38

I'm supposed to be learning three songs
For singing along at the sing-a-longs
But a frog's in my throat

Bubbe Sat 13-Jul-19 08:27:27

I'm supposed to be learning three songs
For singing along at the sing-a-longs

BradfordLass72 Sat 13-Jul-19 06:05:50

My boyf has just sent me a bouquet
For beating his rival at croquet
That's made him so happy
My adorable chappie
I'm beginning to think he is fey

I'm supposed to be learning three songs

Bellanonna Sat 13-Jul-19 02:59:19

My boyf has just sent me a bouquet
For beating his rival at croquet
That's made him so happy
My adorable chappie

crazyH Fri 12-Jul-19 23:52:30

My boyf has just sent me a bouquet
For beating his rival at croquet
That's made him so happy

Amagran Fri 12-Jul-19 23:46:02

My boyf has just sent me a bouquet
For beating his rival at croquet

FarNorth Fri 12-Jul-19 22:19:14

While happily sieving stones from the pond
I heard an eerie soft voice from beyond
'Please look over here...'
My answer was clear
'I think I know when I've been conned.'

My boyf has just sent me a bouquet

Jangran99 Fri 12-Jul-19 16:55:31

While happily sieving stones from the pond
I heard an eerie soft voice from beyond
'Please look over here...'
My answer was clear

FarNorth Fri 12-Jul-19 16:28:47

While happily sieving stones from the pond
I heard an eerie soft voice from beyond
'Please look over here...'

Olderthanmost Fri 12-Jul-19 13:56:32

While happily sieving stones from the pond
I found an old coin that had come from Osmond

Amagran Fri 12-Jul-19 13:54:09

While happily sieving stones from the pond
I heard an eerie soft voice from beyond

Bubbe Fri 12-Jul-19 12:20:28

Some ladies on GN said I'm sick
Or are they just taking the mick?
Reported my post
They ought to be toast
Do you think I got on their wick?

While happily sieving stones from the pond

Amagran Fri 12-Jul-19 11:55:09

Some ladies on GN said I'm sick
Or are they just taking the mick?
Reported my post
They ought to be toast

Olderthanmost Fri 12-Jul-19 11:05:40

Some ladies on GN said I'm sick
Or are they just taking the mick?
Reported my post

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 12-Jul-19 10:55:43

Some ladies on GN said I'm sick
Or are they just taking the mick?

Olderthanmost Fri 12-Jul-19 10:52:07

Some ladies on gm said I'm sick

Olderthanmost Fri 12-Jul-19 10:50:27

The lawyers were really no better
With their credit cards, each one's a debtor
They want the best
And a bequest
And charge a hundred to write me a letter

Amagran Fri 12-Jul-19 10:08:40

The lawyers were really no better
With their credit cards, each one's a debtor
They want the best
And a bequest

crazyH Fri 12-Jul-19 09:46:07

The lawyers were really no better
With their credit cards, each one's a debtor
They want the best

BradfordLass72 Fri 12-Jul-19 08:57:41

The lawyers were really no better
With their credit cards, each one's a debtor

FarNorth Fri 12-Jul-19 02:06:54

My father was hung for sheep stealing
The judge was drunk and was reeling
He donned his black cap
Then threw up in his lap
And called for a pint of Darjeeling

The lawyers were really no better

Amagran Fri 12-Jul-19 00:03:01

My father was hung for sheep stealing
The judge was drunk and was reeling
He donned his black cap
Then threw up in his lap

crazyH Thu 11-Jul-19 23:40:26

My father was hung for sheep stealing
The judge was drunk and was reeling
He donned his black cap

Bubbe Thu 11-Jul-19 23:38:09

My father was hung for sheep stealing
The judge was drunk and was reeling

Olderthanmost Thu 11-Jul-19 22:10:51

What was your youthful ambition?
I wanted to be a magician
Or a dancer so fine
P’raps a singer divine
But I became a corrupt politician

My father was hung for sheep stealing

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