As wed reached the max on LIMERICKS 6 I'm starting this new one with its last entry
We're moving stuff for carpet laying Must get it done, no more delaying Husband's complaining The effort’s so draining Hope worth it for all that we're paying
There was a small child who wriggled She cried and she laughed and she giggled Then one Christmas day She got her own way On the sofa all higgledy-piggled
My life is in permanent turmoil I can't seem to make my milk pot boil So I can’t have a coffee I don't fancy black tea So it's gin so my insides won't roil.
My legs are so skinny, I ca't wear shorts But skinny is attractive to some sorts Perhaps a sarong instead One that covers my dread And distracts attention from all of my warts
I think I will sing from the house tops About the bargain I found in the clothes shops Now I'm looking all nifty and natty From my painted toes up to my tatti I'm ready to attract a few Pops .
I think I will sing from the house tops About the bargain I found in the clothes shops Now I'm looking all nifty and natty From my painted toes up to my tatti
Woke up this morning with a twinge But crumbs, I don't want to whinge I'll spray some Deep Heat And this pain I'll beat And I'll have no reason to cringe