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Limericks 7

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Juliet27 Fri 21-Jun-19 17:05:30

As wed reached the max on LIMERICKS 6 I'm starting this new one with its last entry

We're moving stuff for carpet laying
Must get it done, no more delaying
Husband's complaining
The effort’s so draining
Hope worth it for all that we're paying

Now that Limerick rhythm was great!

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Olderthanmost Wed 10-Jul-19 23:06:24

My neighbour was sun bathing today
Pretending she was in Montego Bay
With fashionable bits

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crazyH Wed 10-Jul-19 23:03:53

My neighbour was sun bathing today
Pretending she was in Montego Bay

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Olderthanmost Wed 10-Jul-19 22:58:03

There was a small child who wriggled
She cried and she laughed and she giggled
Then one Christmas day
She got her own way
On the sofa all higgledy-piggled

My neighbour was sun bathing today

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crazyH Wed 10-Jul-19 22:46:01

There was a small child who wriggled
She cried and she laughed and she giggled
Then one Christmas day
She got her own way

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Olderthanmost Wed 10-Jul-19 22:40:51

There was a small child who wriggled
She cried and she laughed and she giggled
Then one Christmas day

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Bellanonna Wed 10-Jul-19 22:21:20

There was a small child who wriggled
She cried and she laughed and she giggled

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Olderthanmost Wed 10-Jul-19 21:56:24

There once was a small child who wriggled
Each time she was just touched she giggled

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FarNorth Wed 10-Jul-19 21:09:16

My life is in permanent turmoil
I can't seem to make my milk pot boil
So I can’t have a coffee
I don't fancy black tea
So it's gin so my insides won't roil.

There once was a small child who wriggled

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crazyH Wed 10-Jul-19 20:31:25

My life is in permanent turmoil
I can't seem to make my milk pot boil
So I can’t have a coffee
I don't fancy black tea

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Jangran99 Wed 10-Jul-19 20:05:21

My life is in permanent turmoil
I can't seem to make my milk pot boil
So I can’t have a coffee

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Olderthanmost Wed 10-Jul-19 20:02:48

My life is in permanent turmoil
I can't seem to make my milk pot boil

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DameJudyClench Wed 10-Jul-19 17:31:33

My legs are so skinny, I ca't wear shorts
But skinny is attractive to some sorts
Perhaps a sarong instead
One that covers my dread
And distracts attention from all of my warts

My life is in permanent turmoil

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Olderthanmost Wed 10-Jul-19 13:47:59

My legs are so skinny, I ca't wear shorts
But skinny is attractive to some sorts
Perhaps a sarong instead
One that covers my dread

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 10-Jul-19 13:26:28

My legs are so skinny, I ca't wear shorts
But skinny is attractive to some sorts
Perhaps a sarong instead

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Olderthanmost Wed 10-Jul-19 13:07:40

My legs are so skinny, I can't wear shorts
But skinny is attractive to some sorts

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crazyH Wed 10-Jul-19 12:54:00

I think I will sing from the house tops
About the bargain I found in the clothes shops
Now I'm looking all nifty and natty
From my painted toes up to my tatti
I'm ready to attract a few Pops .

My legs are so skinny, I can't wear shorts

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Olderthanmost Wed 10-Jul-19 12:30:03

I think I will sing from the house tops
About the bargain I found in the clothes shops
Now I'm looking all nifty and natty
From my painted toes up to my tatti

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Grany Wed 10-Jul-19 11:42:37

I think I will sing from the house tops
About the bargain I found in the clothes shops
Now I'm looking all nifty and natty

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Olderthanmost Wed 10-Jul-19 11:19:15

I think I will sing from the house tops
About the bargain I found in the clothes shops

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CrazyGrandma2 Wed 10-Jul-19 10:41:33

Juliet27 that made me laugh. Summed up what I've just lived through perfectly! Fortunately the end result was worth all the aggro.

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FarNorth Wed 10-Jul-19 10:39:10

Woke up this morning with a twinge
But crumbs, I don't want to whinge
I'll spray some Deep Heat
And this pain I'll beat
And I'll have no reason to cringe

I think I will sing from the house tops

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FarNorth Wed 10-Jul-19 10:37:45

Woke up this morning with a twinge
But crumbs, I don't want to whinge
So I'll sing a bright ditty

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crazyH Wed 10-Jul-19 09:23:29

Woke up this morning with a twinge
But crumbs, I don't want to whinge
I'll spray some Deep Heat
And this pain I'll beat

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henetha Wed 10-Jul-19 09:22:02

Woke up this morning with a twinge
But crumbs, I don't want to whinge
I'll spray some Deep Heat

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Olderthanmost Wed 10-Jul-19 09:20:10

Woke up this morning with a twinge
Like a tingling down in my minge

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