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Limericks 7

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Juliet27 Fri 21-Jun-19 17:05:30

As wed reached the max on LIMERICKS 6 I'm starting this new one with its last entry

We're moving stuff for carpet laying
Must get it done, no more delaying
Husband's complaining
The effort’s so draining
Hope worth it for all that we're paying

Now that Limerick rhythm was great!

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callgirl1 Tue 06-Aug-19 22:14:33

Believing cash could buy her dreams
Her credit card bill brought her screams
She now scrimps and scrapes
Living only on crepes

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FarNorth Tue 06-Aug-19 22:08:33

Believing cash could buy her dreams
Her credit card bill brought her screams
She now scrimps and scrapes

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crazyH Tue 06-Aug-19 22:00:04

Believing cash could buy her dreams
She got a job in a bank, it seems

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Minniemoo Tue 06-Aug-19 21:55:16

Believing cash could buy her dreams
Her credit card bill brought her screams

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Panache Tue 06-Aug-19 21:52:03

He was such a lackadaisical lad
But quite likeable, not at all bad
His hobby was crochet
And so for her birthday
He treated her with quite a wad

Believing cash could buy her dreams

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Jangran99 Tue 06-Aug-19 20:40:33

He was such a lackadaisical lad
But quite likeable, not at all bad
His hobby was crochet
And so for her birthday

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 06-Aug-19 20:35:59

I'm not quick enough !

He was such a lackadaisical lad
But quite likeable, not at all bad
His hobby was crochet

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 06-Aug-19 20:34:40

He was such a lackadaisical lad.
Who had a tendency to walk around unclad

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Bellanonna Tue 06-Aug-19 20:34:05

He was such a lackadaisical lad
But quite likeable, not at all bad

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Jangran99 Tue 06-Aug-19 20:28:22

Ken knew she was the girl of his dreams
Because Pam too, loved custard creams
So off they went
And lived in a tent
But Ken is not all that he seems

Back to lovebeigecardigans

He was such a lackadaisical lad

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 06-Aug-19 20:24:21

Ken knew she was the girl of his dreams
Because Pam too, loved custard creams
So off they went
And lived in a tent
Eating biscuits in the light of moonbeams.

Pam's husband Barry was vey angry

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MissAdventure Tue 06-Aug-19 20:18:47

Ken knew she was the girl of his dreams
Because Pam too, loved custard creams
So off they went
And lived in a tent

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crazyH Tue 06-Aug-19 19:53:53

Ken knew she was the girl of his dreams
Because Pam too, loved custard creams
So off they went

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Jangran99 Tue 06-Aug-19 19:52:09

But he was such a lackadaisical lad
That sometimes he made her really mad

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 06-Aug-19 19:51:24

Ken knew she was the girl of his dreams
Because Pam too, loved custard creams

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crazyH Tue 06-Aug-19 19:48:55

She's got a secret lover called Ken
Who takes her a roamin' in the glen
He tried to steal a kiss
Which added to her bliss
She decided, he's the best among men.

Ken knew she was the girl of his dreams

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 06-Aug-19 19:42:04

She's got a secret lover called Ken
Who takes her a roamin' in the glen
He tried to steal a kiss
Which added to her bliss
A ha! A proposal - when?

But he was such a lackadaisical lad

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Jangran99 Tue 06-Aug-19 19:36:21

She's got a secret lover called Ken
Who takes her a roamin' in the glen
He tried to steal a kiss
Which added to her bliss

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crazyH Tue 06-Aug-19 18:15:16

She's got a secret lover called Ken
Who takes her a roamin' in the glen
He tried to steal a kiss

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 06-Aug-19 18:12:32

She's got a secret lover called Ken
Who takes her a roamin' in the glen

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Grannycool52 Tue 06-Aug-19 17:01:07

Pam wants to spend years on world travel
Let's hope her plans don't unravel
She's packed her bags
Tied on the tags
And left her husband to lay all the gravel.

She's got a secret lover called Ken

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Jangran99 Tue 06-Aug-19 15:35:37

Willa ,lines 3 and 4 are the short ones. Hope you don't mind if I carry on?

Pam wants to spend years on world travel
Let's hope her plans don't unravel
She's packed her bags
Tied on the tags

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 06-Aug-19 15:33:10

Pam wants to spend years on world travel
Let's hope her plans don't unravel
She's packed her bags and bought a ticket
Hopes not to hit a sticky wicket

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willa45 Tue 06-Aug-19 15:03:21

Pam wants to spend years on world travel
Let's hope her plans don't unravel
She's packed her bags and bought a ticket

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Jangran99 Tue 06-Aug-19 14:00:17

Pam wants to spend years on world travel
Let's hope her plans don't unravel

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