Limericks 7

There's many a slip between cup and lip
And many a trip with an arthritic hip
with me it's bad knees
As for my back -please!
I fear doing an impromptu backward flip.

So I approach the stairs with great care

There's many a slip between cup and lip
And many a trip with an arthritic hip
with me it's bad knees
As for my back, - please!

There's many a slip between cup and lip
And many a trip with an arthritic hip
With me it's bad knees
But old age decrees

There's many a slip between cup and lip
And many a trip with an arthritic hip
with me it's bad knees

There's many a slip between cup and lip
And many a trip with an arthritic hip

I wish I could keep a tidy house
Those glossy mags make me feel like a louse
But my door is open
Not to public I'm hoping!
And certainly not to a mouse.

There's many a slip between cup and lip

I wish I could keep a tidy house
Those glossy mags make me feel like a louse
But my door is open
Not to public I'm hoping!

I wish I could keep a tidy house
Those glossy mags make me feel like a louse
But my door is open

But my door is open

I wish I could keep a tidy house
Those glossy mags make me feel like a louse

I`m not tempted at all by posh nosh
That`s lucky as I have no dosh
The portions are small
You've got to eat all
I do think it's all a bit tosh.

I wish I could keep a tidy house

I`m not tempted at all by posh nosh
That`s lucky as I have no dosh
The portions are small
You've got to eat all

I`m not tempted at all by posh nosh
That`s lucky as I have no dosh
The portions are small

I`m not tempted at all by posh nosh
That's lucky as I have no dosh

Today I was told to lose weight
I`m afraid it`s years too late
Although it`s tough...……
I`ll find it rough
Leaving half of the food on my plate.

I`m not tempted at all by posh nosh

oday I was told to lose weight
I’m afraid it’s years too late
Although it's tough...
I'll find it rough

Today I was told to lose weight
I’m afraid it’s years too late
Although it's tough...

Today I was told to lose weight
I’m afraid it’s years too latel
I'm certainly not giving up chocs

Today I was told to lose weight
I’m afraid it’s years too latel

But I am what's known as 'quite scruffy'
I'll never be prissy and fluffy
Stuff gets left out
But there's no doubt
I am like vampire Buffy

Today I was told to lose weight

But I am what's known as 'quite scruffy'
I'll never be prissy and fluffy
Stuff gets left out
But there's no doubt

But I am what's known as 'quite scruffy'
I'll never be prissy and fluffy
Stuff gets left out

But I am what's known as 'quite scruffy'
I'll never be prissy and fluffy

Cheap mugs for her wouldn't do
Everything's silver, even the loo
She’s not one to brag
Or let standards sag
As she's naturally totally 'U'.

But I am what's known as 'quite scruffy'

Cheap mugs for her wouldn't do
Everything's silver, even the loo
She’s not one to brag
Or let standards sag