Limericks 7

Pamela used to love writing Limericks.
So where is she, has she fallen sick ?
Or gone to Australia?
I heard it was Transylvania
She needs to get right back here, quick!

Pam wants to spend years on world travel

Pamela used to love writing Limericks.
So where is she, has she fallen sick ?
Or gone to Australia?
I heard it was Transylvania

Pamela used to love writing Limericks.
So where is she, has she fallen sick ?
Or gone to Australia?

Pamela used to love writing Limericks.
So where is she, has she fallen sick ?

Pamela used to love writing Limericks.
So where is she, has she lallen sick

What's the first lesson, these bad fairies get?
But first, why is it on meanness they're set?
Perhaps they ate something strange in the garden.
That's caused their little brain cells to harden
No, it was those strange cigarettes they were smoking, I regret.

Pamela used to love writing Limericks.

What's the first lesson, these bad fairies get?
But first, why is it on meanness they're set?
Perhaps they ate something strange in the garden.
That's caused their little brain cells to harden

What's the first lesson, these bad fairies get?
But first, why is it on meanness they're set?
Perhaps they ate something strange in the garden.

What's the first lesson, these bad fairies get?
But first, why is it on meanness they're set?

Fairies in the garden living in a tree
Mugged the tooth-fairy who visited me
They left her black and blue
And took the teeth too
The fairies in the garden need to be taught a lesson or three.

What's the first lesson, these bad fairies get?

Fairies in the garden living in a tree
Mugged the tooth-fairy who visited me
They left her black and blue
And took the teeth too

Fairies in the garden living in a tree
Mugged the tooth-fairy who visited me
They left her black and blue

Fairies in the garden living in a tree
Mugged the tooth-fairy who visited me

Fairies in the garden living in a tree

Talking of dances, I was mistress of the Jive
At the first note, I'd come alive
With sharp kicks and flicks
And numerous tricks
Just turn up the music and I will arrive

Talking of dances, I was mistress of the Jive
At the first note, I'd come alive
With sharp kicks and flicks
And numerous tricks

Talking of dances, I was mistress of the Jive
At the first note, I'd come alive
With sharp kicks and flicks

Talking of dances, I was mistress of the Jive
At the first note, I'd come alive

So in her red skirt, with Felix in tow
She'll do the Cha-cha, rumba and tango
She no longer feels pain
So needn't refrain
From attempting to do the Fandago

Talking of dances, I was mistress of the Jive

So in her red skirt, with Felix in tow
She'll do the Cha-cha, rumba and tango
She no longer feels pain
So needn't refrain

So in her red skirt, with Felix in tow
She'll do the Cha-cha, Rumba and Tango
She no longer feels pain

So in her red skirt, with Felix in tow
She'll do the Cha-cha, Rumba and Tango

So on with the old analgesics
Then off she'll go to meet Felix
In her red mini skirt
She'll be quite the flirt
(The only word I can think of is paraplegics)

So in her red skirt, with Felix in tow

So on with the old analgesics
Then off she'll go to meet Felix
In her red mini skirt
She'll be quite the flirt

So on with the old analgesics
Then off she'll go to meet Felix
In her red miniskirt