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Limericks 7

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Juliet27 Fri 21-Jun-19 17:05:30

As wed reached the max on LIMERICKS 6 I'm starting this new one with its last entry

We're moving stuff for carpet laying
Must get it done, no more delaying
Husband's complaining
The effort’s so draining
Hope worth it for all that we're paying

Now that Limerick rhythm was great!

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callgirl1 Thu 08-Aug-19 23:30:58

I really don`t mind being hirsute

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callgirl1 Thu 08-Aug-19 23:30:18

I really should shave all my bits
But I`m very fond of my hairy armpits
When I lift up my arms
To show off my charms
I scare the blokes out of their wits

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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 22:59:47

I really should shave all my bits
But I'm very fond of my hairy arm pits
When I lift up my arms
To show off my charms

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MissAdventure Thu 08-Aug-19 22:39:41

I really should shave all my bits
But I'm very fond of my hairy arm pits
When I lift up my arms

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 08-Aug-19 22:30:59

I really should shave all my bits
But I'm very fond of my hairy arm pits

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MissAdventure Thu 08-Aug-19 22:17:36

Oh, where have my dark tresses gone?
My gray, thinning locks look so woefully wrong!
But then I`m quite old
Or so I`ve been told,
And depressingly like King Kong

I really should shave all my bits

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callgirl1 Thu 08-Aug-19 20:59:50

Oh, where have my dark tresses gone?
My gray, thinning locks look so woefully wrong!
But then I`m quite old
Or so I`ve been told,

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Bellanonna Thu 08-Aug-19 19:35:31

Oh, where have my dark tresses gone ?
My gray, thinning locks look so woefully wrong!
But then I’m quite old

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willa45 Thu 08-Aug-19 19:07:59

Oh, where have my dark tresses gone ?
My gray, thinning locks look so woefully wrong!

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crazyH Thu 08-Aug-19 18:13:33

I'd be sure he was handsome and strong
I wouldn't mind if he wore a sarong
He'd have to be fit
With plenty of grit
These wishes - is there anything wrong?

Oh, where have my dark tresses gone ?

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Grannycool52 Thu 08-Aug-19 18:00:23

I'd be sure he was handsome and strong
I wouldn't mind if he wore a sarong
He'd have to be fit
With plenty of grit

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Jangran99 Thu 08-Aug-19 17:01:41

I’d be sure he was handsome and strong
I wouldn't mind if he wore a sarong
He’d have to be fit

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crazyH Thu 08-Aug-19 16:57:40

I’d be sure he was handsome and strong
I wouldn't mind if he wore a sarong

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Jangran99 Thu 08-Aug-19 16:55:05

I won a tenner on a scratch card
Spending it won't be too hard
Wish it was bigger
A six number figure
Then I would need a bodyguard

I’d be sure he was handsome and strong

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henetha Thu 08-Aug-19 11:51:59

I won a tenner on a scratch card
Spending it won't be too hard
Wish it was bigger
A six number figure

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 08-Aug-19 09:43:03

I won a tenner on a scratch card
Spending it won't be too hard
Wish it was bigger

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Jangran99 Thu 08-Aug-19 07:42:53

I won a tenner on scratch card
Spending it won't be too hard

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Grany Thu 08-Aug-19 00:55:17

Then I'll offer a wide toothy grin
My falsies will look like a new pin
Next morning , they'd gone!
A sight when I yawned
Really I just can't win

I won a tenner on scratch card

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crazyH Thu 08-Aug-19 00:30:52

Then I'll offer a wide toothy grin
My falsies will look like a new pin
Next morning , they'd gone!
A sight when I yawned

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 08-Aug-19 00:10:33

Then I'll offer a wide toothy grin
My falsies will look like a new pin
Next morning , they'd gone!

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crazyH Wed 07-Aug-19 23:54:08

Then I'll offer a wide toothy grin
My falsies will look like a new pin

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FarNorth Wed 07-Aug-19 23:47:35

Oops.
Do you have a first line callgirl?

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FarNorth Wed 07-Aug-19 23:45:48

I don't feel like brushing my teeth tonight
So I'll skip it they'll be alright
Into the glass jar they go
And no one need know
Tomorrow I'll scrub them so bright.

Then I'll offer a wide toothy grin

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callgirl1 Wed 07-Aug-19 23:44:27

I don`t feel like brushing my teeth tonight
So I`ll skip it they`ll be alright
Into the glass jar they go
And no one need ever know
Till the see that they`re not quite as bright.

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MissAdventure Wed 07-Aug-19 23:38:06

I don't feel like brushing my teeth tonight
So I'll skip it they'll be alright
Into the glass jar they go
And no one need know

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