Limericks 11

Will I get to sleep before the fireworks start
They do things to my poor old heart
Oh there`s the first bang!
Soon we`ll hear that Burns sang
Auld Lang Syne but I only know part.

Not much more of the old year left now,

Happy with this one
Will I get to sleep before the fireworks start
They do things to my poor old heart
Oh there's the first bang!
Soon we’ll sing that Burns sang (Scots)

Going with Jangran99 - who posted this first.

Sending New Year's greetings to Gransnet friends
Just made it before 2019 ends

Will I get to sleep before the fireworks start
They do things to my poor old heart
Oh there's the first bang!

Oh ok....

Will I get to sleep before the fireworks start
They do things to my poor old heart

Jan!! Great minds and all that!

Let's use your line

Sending New Year's greetings to Gransnet friends

Will I get to sleep before the fireworks start
They do things to my poor old heart

I'd love a new car but what type?
I get so confused with the hype
I like something sporty
Low slung and naughty
And maybe a bit of a stripe

Would anyone like to swap

I'd love a new car but what type?
I get so confused with the hype
I like something sporty
Low slung and naughty
It'll of course need a go faster stripe

Will I get to sleep before the fireworks start

I'd love a new car but what type?
I get so confused with the hype
I like something sporty
Low slung and naughty
That comes with a go-faster stripe

Sending New Year's greetings to Gransnet friends

I'd love a new car but what type?
I get so confused with the hype
I like something sporty
Low slung and naughty

I'd love a new car but what type?
I get so confused with the hype
I like something sporty

I'd love a new car but what type?
I get so confused with the hype

I can't believe it's almost twenty twenty
But at midnight I will be absenti
Tucked up in bed
With a man called Fred
Who loves me plenty

I'd love a new car but what type?

I can't believe it's almost twenty twenty
But at midnight I will be absenti
Tucked up in bed
With a man called Fred

I can't believe it's almost twenty twenty
But at midnight I will be absenti
Tucked up in bed
Watered and fed

I can't believe it's almost twenty twenty
But at midnight I will be absenti
Tucked up in bed

I can't believe it's almost twenty twenty
But at midnight I will be absenti

Resolutions I’m not planning to make
No gym for me ,it makes my back ache
Gonna eat what I like
Not go for a hike
And drink gin, never iron and never bake.

I can't believe it's almost twenty twenty

Resolutions I’m not planning to make
No gym for me ,it makes my back ache
Gonna eat what I like
Not go for a hike

Resolutions I’m not planning to make
No gym for me ,it makes my back ache
Gonna eat what I like

Resolutions I’m not planning to make
No gym for me ,it makes my back ache

They love eating dog food in a bowl
'My' hedgehog was run over, poor soul
He ambled too slowly
He’d make a poor goalie
He should have run rather than roll

Resolutions I’m not planning to make

They love eating dog food in a bowl
'My' hedgehog was run over, poor soul
He ambled too slowly
He’d make a poor goalie

They love eating dog food in a bowl
'My' hedgehog was run over, poor soul
He ambled too slowly