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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

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Juliet27 Mon 30-Dec-19 11:57:04

They love eating dogfood in a bowl
‘My’ hedgehog was run over, poor soul

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henetha Mon 30-Dec-19 09:28:13

I love to hear the hedgehogs at night
But their snuffling does give me a fright
I know they have fleas
So don`t pick them up, please,
Be gentle, if they're scared they might bite.

They love eating dogfood in a bowl

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callgirl1 Mon 30-Dec-19 01:03:08

I love to hear the hedgehogs at night
But their snuffling does give me a fright
I know they have fleas
So don`t pick them up, please,

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Jangran99 Sun 29-Dec-19 23:02:59

I love to hear the hedgehogs at night
But their snuffling does give me a fright
I know they have fleas

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Juliet27 Sun 29-Dec-19 22:37:53

I love to hear the hedgehogs at night
But their snuffling does give me a fright

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Jangran99 Sun 29-Dec-19 22:15:00

Was I wrong to give the giblets to the fox?
It could be considered unorthodox
I do regret the calling card!
In future tidbits will be barred
They will go into the composting box.

I love to hear the hedgehogs at night

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Gemini1789 Sun 29-Dec-19 19:49:10

Was I wrong to give the giblets to the fox?
It could be considered unorthodox
I do regret the calling card!
In future tidbits will be barred

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Juliet27 Sun 29-Dec-19 19:08:44

Was I wrong to give the giblets to the fox?
It could be considered unorthodox
I do regret the calling card!

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Jangran99 Sun 29-Dec-19 18:44:36

Was I wrong to give the giblets to the fox?
It could be considered unorthodox

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Juliet27 Sun 29-Dec-19 12:33:48

There's a little old man in my shed
I keep him well watered and fed
We’ve been married for years
But he's caused me some tears
So I'm happy to keep him out of my bed

Was I wrong to give the giblets to the fox

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henetha Sun 29-Dec-19 11:26:36

There's a little old man in my shed
I keep him well watered and fed
We’ve been married for years
But he's caused me some tears

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Juliet27 Sun 29-Dec-19 06:47:10

There's a little old man in my shed
I keep him well watered and fed
We’ve been married for years

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Jangran99 Sun 29-Dec-19 00:32:13

There's a little old man in my shed
I keep him well watered and fed

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FarNorth Sun 29-Dec-19 00:25:14

I’m not what you call a good cook
Though I’m quite good at cooking a book!
Oh dear, is that legal?
Avoid a legal eagle!
I don't care, I just cock a snook!

There's a little old man in my shed

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Juliet27 Sat 28-Dec-19 18:50:32

I’m not what you call a good cook
Though I’m quite good at cooking a book!
Oh dear, is that legal?
Avoid a legal eagle!

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Jangran99 Sat 28-Dec-19 18:15:34

I’m not what you call a good cook
Though I’m quite good at cooking a book!
Oh dear, is that legal?

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Juliet27 Sat 28-Dec-19 17:47:34

I’m not what you call a good cook
Though I’m quite good at cooking a book!

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Gemini1789 Sat 28-Dec-19 17:42:13

Young Charlotte seems braver than George
A life in the spotlight she’ll forge
She must keep in mind
That she will be confined
And must not on rich food then gorge

I’m not what you call a good cook

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Juliet27 Sat 28-Dec-19 09:25:30

Young Charlotte seems braver than George
A life in the spotlight she’ll forge
She must keep in mind
That she will be confined

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Jangran99 Fri 27-Dec-19 23:47:59

Young Charlotte seems braver than George
A life in the spotlight she’ll forge
She must keep in mind

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Gemini1789 Fri 27-Dec-19 20:49:01

Young Charlotte seems braver than George
A life in the spotlight she’ll forge

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Juliet27 Fri 27-Dec-19 13:44:54

It'll take till next Xmas to shift this blubber
Dancing will do it, I'm a keen night-clubber
I could rock'n'roll all night
By 'eck, what a wobbly sight
Dare I say I look a bit of a scrubber

Young Charlotte seems braver than George

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 27-Dec-19 12:35:18

It'll take till next Xmas to shift this blubber
Dancing will do it, I'm a keen night-clubber
I could rock'n'roll all night
By 'eck, what a wobbly sight

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Jangran99 Thu 26-Dec-19 16:01:44

It'll take till next Xmas to shift this blubber
Dancing will do it, I'm a keen night- clubber
I could rock ' n ' roll all night

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henetha Thu 26-Dec-19 11:29:15

It'll take till next Xmas to shift this blubber
Dancing will do it, I'm a keen night-clubber

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