Limericks 11

Tomorrow I'll start a new exercise regime
But first I must eat up the Christmas cream.
I'll go out for a run
Try to shift this ton
Ofcourse it's only a dream.

It'll take till next Xmas to shift this blubber

Tomorrow I'll start a new exercise regime
But first I must eat up the Christmas cream.
I'll go out for a run
Try to shift this ton

Tomorrow I'll start a new exercise regime
But first I must eat up the Christmas cream.
I'll go out for a run

Tomorrow I'll start a new exercise regime
But first I must eat up the Christmas cream.

But I love a roast parsnip or two
Even a roast beetroot or few
It's all rather yummy
Increases the tummy
Now I'm too big for my blue jeans, boo hoo.

Tomorrow I'll start a new exercise regime

But I love a roast parsnip or two
Even a roast beetroot or few
It's all rather yummy
Increases the tummy

But I love a roast parsnip or two
Even a roast beetroot or few
It's all rather yummy

But I love a roast parsnip or two
Even a roast beetroot or few

Which vegetable do you really hate?
I don't like turnip on my plate
I hate broad beans
Any kind of beans
To see them makes me quite irate.

But I love a roast parsnip or two

Which vegetable do you really hate?
I don't like turnip on my plate
I hate bread beans
Any kind of beans

Which vegetable do you really hate?
I don’t like turnip on my plate,
I hate broad beans

Which vegetable do you really hate?
I don’t like turnip on my plate

I opened the door and looked out
And there on the step was a sprout !
I planted it in the ground
It was dug up by a hound
Using his sensitive snout

Which vegetable do you really hate?

I opened the door and looked out
And there on the step was a sprout !
I planted it in the ground
It was dug up by a hound

I opened the door and looked out
And there on the step was a sprout !
I planted it in the ground

I opened the door and looked out
And there on the step was a sprout !

Off to view decorations in other towns
Idly wondering if there'll be smiles or frowns
So brightly shining
With colours combining
Might splash out and spend a few pounds

I opened the door and looked out

Off to view decorations in other towns
Idly wondering if there'll be smiles or frowns
So brightly shining
With colours combining

Off to view decorations in other towns
Idly wondering if there'll be smiles or frowns
So brightly shining

Off to view decorations in other towns
Idly wondering if there'll be smiles or frowns

We've now reached the shortest day
Spring’s delights not far away
‘My’ robin’s singing
Soon bluebirds winging
A sunny day - a change from grey

Off to view decorations in other towns

We've now reached the shortest day
Spring’s delights not far away
‘My’ robin’s singing
Soon bluebirds winging

We've now reached the shortest day
Spring’s delights not far away
‘My’ robin’s singing

We've now reached the shortest day
Spring’s delights not far away

We've now reached the shortest day
Dark nights are passing away