Limericks 11

It's Australia that needs all this rain
All their efforts do seem to be in vain
It's the blazing heat
Sadly has 'em beat
It's a wonder they don't go insane.

We've now reached the shortest day

It's Australia that needs all this rain
All their efforts doe seem to be in vain
It's the blazing heat
Sadly has 'em beat

It’s Australia that needs all this rain
All their efforts do seem to be in vain
It's the blazing heat

It’s Australia that needs all this rain
All their efforts do seem to be in vain

There was a tornado in Kent
Left everything terribly bent
The floods were enough
That even the tough
Feel we don’t deserve all that’s been sent

It’s Australia that needs all this rain

There was a tornado in Kent
Left everything terribly bent
The floods were enough
Being homeless is tough

There was a tornado in Kent
Left everything terribly bent
The floods were enough
That even the tough

There was a tornado in Kent
Left everything terribly bent
The floods were enough

There was a tornado in Kent
Left everything terribly bent

Cats is a movie I’d like to see
Is it good? The critics can't agree
I’ll give it a try
And hope I don’t cry
I usually do , that’s just me.

There was a tornado in Kent

Cats is a movie I’d like to see
Is it good? The critics can't agree
I’ll give it a try
And hope I don’t cry

Cats is a movie I’d like to see
Is it good? The critics can't agree
I’ll give it a try

Cats is a movie I’d like to see
Is it good? The critics can't agree

So he put the fish in the pond
And wished for a magic wand
A blonde appeared before him
She certainly wasn't dim
Maybe they could have a good bond

Cats is a movie I’d like to see

So he put the fish in the pond
And wished for a magic wand
A blonde appeared before him
She certainly wasn't dim

So he put the fish in the pond
And wished for a magic wand
A blonde appeared before him

So he put the fish in the pond
And wished for a magic wand

There was a little boy all lonely and sad
Because he didn't have a dad
He closed his eyes and made a wish
Opened them and found a fish
Which made him very very mad

So he put the fish in the pond

There was a little boy all lonely and sad
Because he didn't have a dad
He closed his eyes and made a wish
Opened them and found a fish

There was a little boy all lonely and sad
Because he didn't have a dad
He closed his eyes and made a wish

There was a little boy all lonely and sad
Because he didn't have a dad

But I can hear something outside
Sort of howling - its Draculas bride
Halloweens been and gone
Which we all know is a con
Santa’s here with gifts inside

There was a little boy all lonely and sad

But I can hear something outside
Sort of howling - its Draculas bride
Halloweens been and gone
Which we all know is a con

But I can hear something outside
Sort of howling - it's Dracula's bride
Halloween's been and gone

But I can hear something outside,
Sort of howling, - It's Dracula's bride!